Stimulus package payments officially start being received on the 8th!
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So the $900 stimulus packages start hitting you on Wednesday! According to the ATO…..“The 7.4 million people who have already lodged their 2007-08 tax return will start receiving their payments from Wednesday 8 April 2009.” Could this be the greatest hump day of all time?! I went to JB Hi-Fi today and let me tell you, it was hard trying to stop the stimulation from seeping out!
Just a note- I am adding all the postcodes that people report to me. You can see them to the right or on the Receivers Page!!
A money booth!!
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Where will you keep all of your newly acquired money?!? A bank, under your bed, duffel bag, your lower intestine, bee hives?? NO!!! I have the best solution for your excessive cash problems….A money booth! Not only is it safe and secure, but you can frolick around in your hundreds of dollars whenever you please!! What screams success more than taking a vertical bath in hot, wet, sexy cash?! These things are all the rage in America especially the “Win Tunnel” . There is no pricing available for these money booths, but I think we all know why that is…it’s because you can’t put a price on complete and utter awesomenezzzzzz.
Click to see larger awesomenezz.
Buy 100 cheeseburgers in a can!
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I had an email about this item must agree with the author when they said this item is too revolutionary NOT to spend $900 on! 100 cheeseburgers in a can! (EDIT: The page cant handle the bandwidth…apparently, so here’s an Onion Review of it!!)I can’t count how many times I’ve gone off on a 4 day hicking trip only to get 3 hours in and begin craving a cheeseburger. And we all know that once you get a hankering for a cheeseburger, you may as well just call the hike off! But now I can take cheeseburgers on the go! As an added bonus (like you needed one) it only has 257 kcal/100g Kalorien!
cheese burger in a can!!!
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
