How/when do I get my $900?

Update: The Payments start on the 6th April and will take up to 6 weeks to be completed! ATO LINK

The stimulus payments are being sent out at the beginning of April. People who have already had their tax returns assessed will be the first to receive their payment. The fastest way to receive payment is directly into your bank account (ATO SOURCE).Apparently the first will arrive around the 6th of April! At first I thought that the payments would be sent out via cheque, but according to the ATO they will be sent out the same way that you received your tax return last year!

According to the ATO you are eligible if-

  • you have lodged or will lodge your 2007-08 income tax return before 30 June 2009 or if you have been granted a deferred date by the Tax Office before Wednesday 18 February 2009 and you lodge your return by the deferred date
  • your 2007-08 taxable income does not exceed $100,000
  • your adjusted tax liability for 2007-08 is greater than nil, and
  • you are an Australian resident for tax purposes for the 2007-08 financial year.

ATO Source

How much will you get-

  • $900 bonus will be paid if you have a taxable income up to and including $80,000
  • $600 bonus will be paid if you have a taxable income exceeding $80,000 but not exceeding $90,000
  • $250 bonus will be paid if you have a taxable income exceeding $90,000 but not exceeding $100,000

ATO Source

How is it distributed??
All cheque and EFT payments will be made using a post code selection process that is randomly generated, ensuring all post codes are evenly distributed to each state and territory each night (using the Australia Post predetermined percentage spread). For this reason and because of security concerns, we are not planning to publish a distribution schedule.

ATO Source

Enjoy!!

485 Comments on How/when do I get my $900?

  1. bell on Wed, 15th Apr 2009 9:09 am
  2. i would buy a bmx if the penny farthing wasn’t so desperate for new boots.

    my housemate has decided to blow the lot on spag-a-saurus and weet-bix.

  3. Bec on Wed, 15th Apr 2009 11:37 am
  4. I dont understand..first I heard you got it if you put your tax in last year and the year before?
    Am I eligible? I havent put my tax return in this year yet (cos I thought it was too early..generally dont do it until early june)
    Help please!
    :)

  5. Flipper on Wed, 15th Apr 2009 2:39 pm
  6. I am in new South Wales and I have had nothing yet. Unlike many I am hearing about who are going overseas to spend OUR money..I will be spending mine here. Plenty of nice Aussie destinations to head. They said the pensioners spent theirs at clubs.. well from the pensioners I know..I doubt it..but even if some did at least it stayed in Aus

  7. Matt on Wed, 15th Apr 2009 6:13 pm
  8. Im a lonely northerner waiting for my money in the bank
    I learnt a long time ago NEVER EVER trust the ATO – thats why their details of how your getting the stimulus package doesn’t give you any details really… not enough hands on typerwriters people!!! Get to it ATO!!

  9. Needs money on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 12:56 pm
  10. so if i received all my tax back does this mean i don’t get the 900?

  11. admin on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 1:07 pm
  12. Well if you lodged a tax return (which you did) and earned under $100,000 you should receive some money.

  13. Narelle on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 2:36 pm
  14. I keep checking the account no money yet. I am yet to speak to anyone who has received there money.

  15. Jal on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 3:02 pm
  16. Just wondered how the payments are going out. For example, I lived with my partner at tax time last year and we are with the same bank. He received his today, but I haven’t yet received mine. I was of the understanding that it was being paid out via random post codes? Can anyone help?

  17. admin on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 3:09 pm
  18. Do you both have the same address? I was under the impression that you would bother receive it today if you had the same postcode. Also, did you get a cheque or direct deposit? Maybe it wil arrive a bit later today?! Good luck!

  19. Jal on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 3:16 pm
  20. Nah same address and both EFT into bank accounts that were with the same bank. I was under that impression too. Ah well, hopefully it’s just random people from random postcodes….

  21. Jal on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 3:18 pm
  22. be good to find out if anyone else has the same situation?

  23. Cindy on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 3:23 pm
  24. Waiting, waiting waiting……I live in Queensland 4350. Nothing Yet. But will write on here as soon as I do.

  25. James on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 3:41 pm
  26. I finally know of one person who has got theirs, Qld postcode 4030. Long way until mine :(

  27. Jal on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 3:42 pm
  28. Just to let anyone who’s interested know, I have spoken to a few friends and they tell me that some of them are in the same situation (partner received theirs but they haven’t received theirs yet). Friends reckon it’s postcode, but also alphabetical.

  29. samantha on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 3:49 pm
  30. mine will take ages :-( im sick of checking my bank account, has anyone recieved theres in the afternoon via bank deposit? or just in the mornings, i wana know if im checking my account through out the day for no reason or not lol

  31. Jal on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 3:54 pm
  32. Nah I think it’s every morning only because they process the payments the night before. You need only check once. I know the feeling though!

  33. admin on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 3:55 pm
  34. That’s why I have rigged my online banking to email me when I get the $900!!

  35. Steve on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 3:58 pm
  36. I would say that being a government agency that it would go in overnight . And it seems that the payments are completely random , could just be they pick a certain amount of people in a certain postcode per night and distribute the money that way . Im certainly not hilding my breath for the payment before the last day , i certainly could use it but i have better things to do then wonder when im getting ” free” money

  37. Sam on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 4:07 pm
  38. Man $900 comes in very handy to most people I would imagine. I think everyone’s going to wonder about when they’re going to get it. Sure people have better things to do, but you’ve obviously made the time to come here and talk about it too…

  39. Steve on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 4:27 pm
  40. Yeah well im at work and im bored and this site has been a source of great amusment for me for days

  41. admin on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 4:41 pm
  42. Hey Steve…If you have any awesome ideas, I’d be glad to include one!?!? Maybe you have some 2nd hand gym equipment you are looking to sell…..:)

  43. Steve on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 4:50 pm
  44. Was thinking of buying about 8 slinkys and having races down a huge flight of stairs , will be taking bets and giving great odds , might just turn a profit so my 900 would be at least 10x more by the end of the week

  45. admin on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 5:01 pm
  46. wow. amazing idea! Do you mind if I use it one day?

  47. Steve on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 5:06 pm
  48. feel free , all my ideas are free to use and abuse ,

  49. Rob on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 5:12 pm
  50. Just like your mum!!! lolz1

  51. Steve on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 5:36 pm
  52. yeah thats mature.

  53. er on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 5:57 pm
  54. I rekon that the people that are registered through centrelink receive theres first, because there allready in the gov system. I know a few people who have got theres and they are all registered with centrelink. Im not and have not yet received it. and am within thre same suburb.
    I rekon the postcode idea is just lie

    thoughts?

  55. admin on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 6:14 pm
  56. You may be right…All I know is that my lame co-worker and boss got theirs today and they are from the same postcode. Did you centrelink friends get this $900 bonus or was it one of the earlier ones?

  57. er on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 6:36 pm
  58. 900 wokers bonus, and they all rekon that thats why although u dont kno .add a question in the luckones whether there registered ill be intereseted to know

  59. Jody on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 7:01 pm
  60. I am registered with Centrelink and have set up to be paid into the bank account. I haven’t received it yet! Who knows what the hell they’re doing but I WANT IT NOW! God knows I’ve just about blown the last payments and need a top up! There are so many things to buy! Whhooo hooo!

  61. dasher on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 10:38 pm
  62. **** wits

  63. dasher on Thu, 16th Apr 2009 10:41 pm
  64. unreal…..i am also getting sick of checking bank acc each morning….just put it in

    silly people with even sillier ideas

  65. Anonymous on Fri, 17th Apr 2009 12:35 am
  66. quik 2 take our money not $o fa$t 2 pay u$

  67. Bob Hawke on Fri, 17th Apr 2009 1:01 am
  68. I’m buying Blanche a new hat.

  69. Bob Hawke on Fri, 17th Apr 2009 1:06 am
  70. Nah, changed my mind. I’m now buying myself a new pair of $900 jocks with gold embroidery.

  71. sinsasional on Fri, 17th Apr 2009 9:40 am
  72. i am registed with centrelink. (FTB) i dont receive any regular payments through them because i earn too much, but they gave me $900 anyway for my 7 yr ol daughter. and im told by the ato i will also be recieving the $900 from the ato. yippee!! im going to buy a new wardrobe :)

  73. Jodie on Fri, 17th Apr 2009 12:44 pm
  74. This driving me insane, knowing my luck 3781 will be the last post code to get it. :’( I’m also one of those people who check my bank account every friggin day and no luck what so ever. When I do get my $900 I will be paying my mum back for my Art course, paying bills and maybe spoiling myself with new shoes or something like that.

  75. sharna on Fri, 17th Apr 2009 4:27 pm
  76. my friend got hers yesterday 16/4 and her postal code is 3105

  77. craig powell on Fri, 17th Apr 2009 5:24 pm
  78. still waiting giving me the *****. ato are ratbags my postcode is 3145 , mum gave me some money and i owe her and i laybyd a cd player.does anyone know do you get a letter first if it is direst deposit?

  79. rod on Fri, 17th Apr 2009 5:41 pm
  80. People are getting heaps frustrated. Can’t wait to spend it on prostitutes- It’s gonna be mad! woo hoo.

  81. Lucky me on Fri, 17th Apr 2009 6:26 pm
  82. Well im normally not lucky at all! but i was wondering when my GF may get her free money! i got mine basically 2 days into the first week of payments! so after coming here and finding out that its just a random postcode! i think im gonna try a lotto ticket aswell now :) i got mine on the first offical day of payments going into accounts!! wooohoo 3089 :P

  83. denise Meredyth on Fri, 17th Apr 2009 9:11 pm
  84. I work for the ATO.Let me tell you, they are the most incompetent bunch of f***wits to have have drawn breath on this planet. The idiot who came up with the scheme of discriminating against people based on postcode should be sacked immediately. Why do we let these morons get away with it. Mobilise against the ATO now – flood their call centre with complaints, activate and

    sorry mad boyfriend

  85. S.k on Fri, 17th Apr 2009 9:26 pm
  86. Hey There,

    Well im just as keen i have been checking my bank accounts everyday for the past nine or so days…

    really looking forward to a great night out on the COKE!

  87. Narelle on Sat, 18th Apr 2009 11:32 am
  88. OK once agin checked my account which has become the daily thing to do. Only know one person who has received the Rudd money. I so want to receive mine, feel like all the specials that have come out to spend our Rudd money will be over by the time I receive anything.

  89. Tony on Sat, 18th Apr 2009 12:37 pm
  90. Really cant wait to get my package, $900 worth of magic mushrooms, cant wait.

  91. Rodger on Sat, 18th Apr 2009 1:25 pm
  92. People,
    There is no way of knowing when you’ll get the payment. The whole process is randomly generated; there are no postcodes being paid before others, nothing alphabetical, no formula… Everyone eligible will be paid by 20th May, end of story. Best thing to do is to pretend it’s not going to happen and then feel surprised when it does. Checking your account each day is only going to make it feel longer.
    What can you really get for $900 these days?

  93. rod on Sat, 18th Apr 2009 2:43 pm
  94. So Rodger works for the ATO.

  95. bridget on Sat, 18th Apr 2009 4:10 pm
  96. Alot of my friends have been saying they aren’t eligible because they got all their tax back, is that correct?

  97. Salad Fingers on Sat, 18th Apr 2009 6:14 pm
  98. Bridget,

    That’s correct. My wife won’t get a cent. She works part time and earned under the tax free threshold. In that case, all tax is refunded.

  99. GREEDY!! on Sat, 18th Apr 2009 8:32 pm
  100. After reading all these wall post’s I can’t believe at how greedy you all are. It’s called a BONUS/FREE money for a reason.. How bout you all stop carrying on like a bunch of desperate, greedy, money hungry people! Your money will come when it comes, checking your bank account 50 times a day won’t make it suddenly appear! Be patient for f**k sake! Yes some people have received the package some haven’t.. there are a lot of f**ken people who are getting this bonus so how about you calm down, catch your breath and wait like everybody else!! The greedy people on here don’t deserve the money! And before you start bitching, posting hate messages on here because of this post, let me tell you this.. NO I don’t work for the ATO.. I’m just a ‘patient person’ look it up if you don’t know what it means!!

  101. LOL on Sun, 19th Apr 2009 1:17 am
  102. You are all so freaking funny hahahahaha

  103. Narelle on Sun, 19th Apr 2009 9:18 am
  104. This is aimed at Greedy, obviously you have plenty of money. I seem to have lots of bills everyweek that eats away at my money. It will be nice to be able to work in the garden buy my daughter the sports pants she wants not the cheaper ones for once and have a date night with my husband without worrying that we aren’t paying something else. So get off your soap box not everyone is in the position to just sit back and relax and be patient. I am patient but as you can tell by this site you can plan to help the government and spend your money but you can plan and then have to wait, and wait. Stop being a nasty person. I like this site and it is just a bit of fun being that lots of poeple are waiting for the same thing.

  105. vanessa on Sun, 19th Apr 2009 10:10 pm
  106. hey how come I didn’t get my $900 if it has bn paid to 3178? Hmmmm

  107. Stephen on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 9:42 am
  108. Stanhope Gardens NSW Postcode 2768 received the payment on Friday 17 April
    Still no sign of the money in Quakers Hill 2768

  109. Dianne on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 9:52 am
  110. One thing is for certain…….I bet the telephone companies are reporting record calls with people checking their account balances to see if its in yet, and same with bank websites receiving lots of hits…….certainly stimulating their place in the economy LOL

  111. Berno on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 10:00 am
  112. I cant even log on to commonwealth netbank website to check if my account its that busy…

  113. Kaye on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 12:38 pm
  114. Yay! 2126 received their cheques today! Now to find Australian goods to spend it on underneath all the Chinese junk.

  115. jack on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 12:41 pm
  116. i’m going to spend mine on electrical goods made in China to help stimulate our economy.

  117. Trevor on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 1:09 pm
  118. Still nothingggggggg i am always checking my bank account. so annoying
    I know some accountant offices have put them in over the weekend. A friend even got his on sunday!
    Mines with etax lets hope its this week
    maybe even today!

  119. Mattius on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 1:33 pm
  120. I’m so excited. I’m gonna blow my $900 buying cheap alcopops for young wimmen then invite them back to my place!

  121. mona on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 2:03 pm
  122. no k-rud money yet, carnarvon 6701 wa. :| getting married in 9 months hurry up ruddy :(

  123. admin on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 2:06 pm
  124. LULz!! 9 months!! I mean I’m expecting mine to come pretty late, but I think you should have yours in 9 months time!!

  125. Parkerzzz on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 2:11 pm
  126. In response to greedy. I’m not a bad person. I pay my taxes and I work damn hard for my crappy weekly pay. I, like so many others, live on a very tight budget just to get by. This money gives us a chance to treat ourselves, maybe for the first time in a very long time. I’m checking my account everyday because work has been slowing down and I’m not getting enough pay to get by. By the time it gets in, I will probably just be giving it all back to the people I currently owe money to.

    Don’t get me wrong, I understand where you are coming from, somewhat. It’s just really frustrating knowing that it’s supposed to be coming yet it still hasn’t arrived yet. I think I know what I’m gunna spend mine on if it ever arrives. I’ll treat my girlfriend to a real date. I’ll also buy my mummy some presents and maybe donate what little is left to the Salvo’s or something. I’ve got enough crap. It’s better to get joy from seeing others enjoy it…. I know. I suck lol.

    I live in Newcastle, NSW. Postcode 2304. Still waiting…

  127. Whitney on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 3:53 pm
  128. In response to Parkerzzz…Thats probably the most honest thing someone has said so far!!! I know exactly what you mean to (about the tight budgeting). I am also a frequent bank checker, as I am due to have a baby soon, it would be lovely to treat my partner and I out somewhere really nice before money gets even tighter. I dont see whats so wrong with checking out banks fequently any… So, person who goes by the name “greedy”…what are you doing looking through this site anyway…how did you find it??? You to must have some interest in your bonus/free money otherwise you wouldnt have found this site?

  129. sharna on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 3:58 pm
  130. i agree too
    we just had a baby and things can be tight at times
    and the 900 was going towards a little family holiday
    and actually spending money on myself which
    i generally dont do, i spend it on my hubby or my daughter
    before considering myself…

  131. Berno on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 4:24 pm
  132. every girl thinks that sharna……deep inside they want it all spent on themselves

  133. shawn annoyed impatient on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 4:29 pm
  134. What ********, no one has a right to put people through such agony,i have developed heart palpatations and am in a stste of constant anxiety where the ***** tha money .

  135. Bazbo7 on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 4:30 pm
  136. I’m starting to question the whole postcode theory. My workmate lives in 4510 and got hers last monday, and her mum got hers the next morning. But my mum, who also lives in 4510 still hasn’t recieved anything a week later. Of other friends who have been lucky enough to get theirs, the majority of people from the same postcode are still waiting. I’m also one of those ‘money hungry’ people (thanks Greedy) who check their bank accounts daily (my phone provider is going to love me). Not because I am greedy or ungrateful, but because I work for a minimum retail wage and have bills to pay like everyone else. I’m going to use the money though to get my dog desexed so he stops humping and peeing on everything in sight. And to get a set of new tyres for my car – drifting isn’t all that fun when you’re not meaning to do it =s

  137. Berno on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 4:33 pm
  138. and my postcode is in the lucky postcode section but ive not been paid….2560

  139. sageness on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 4:50 pm
  140. I want my money.

  141. desperate man on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 5:55 pm
  142. Im spending mine on hookers and beer. No mucking around about it. Those of you who say they aren’t are LIARS!

  143. Anonymous on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 6:51 pm
  144. Im getting hookers, vodka, weed, blank DVDs and paying some bills.

  145. Steve on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 7:00 pm
  146. This is a scam.

    Not a word of a lie.

    I did my tax using Etax online around July last year.

    So if I did it so early why have I got no 900????

  147. fAT on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 7:08 pm
  148. THIS IS BS
    WE WILL BE LUCKY TO GET ANY PAYMENTS
    I HAVE ALREADY TICKED UP 3 OUNCES.. I HOPE IT COMES SOON
    THE GOVERMENT CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT
    WE SHOULD ALL HAVE THE MONEY BY NOW
    IF WE ALL HAD TO PAY THEM BACK MONEY WE WOULD HAVE 6 ***** WEEKS

  149. Steve on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 7:09 pm
  150. Wish I knew where to tick up an once.

    I just want to get a fat satch of the chronic :)

  151. Chris on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 8:18 pm
  152. Hey Everyone!
    I myself am the same *as some describe* “A Greedy Person”
    because i check my bank account Daily. I work damn hard, i have been for a long time and do my tax return every year… But When Mr tax Man, turns around and says, “you owe us money” i dont reply with. “if your Eligible for my payment, you will receive it sometime between now and the 20th. but meh!!.
    its starting to turn into the feeling you get, when i scratch a instant scatchy. and you see two $75,000 Icons. *You hold your breath, and in an instant, you’ve thought of what you could do with it. then go nuts scratching the last section*
    i see myself in that last section atm,
    Going nuts,
    Googling – WHERE IS MY 900!!!! ike my yelling into the google search engine
    hahaha.
    Well i guess all i can do is look at my account again, then sleep and repeat LOL.

    Goulburn 2580…. payment not received

    PEACE OUT

  153. dopey dave on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 10:35 pm
  154. wheres my rudd money?
    im going to blow all mine on smoke ;)

  155. concerned on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 10:37 pm
  156. i still havnt got my f-ukin money yet
    kevin rudd is a greasy kvnt

  157. laughing on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 10:59 pm
  158. LOL, Some funny people.
    Oh, and the only truly owned and operated Aust businesses these days are hookers and beer. So go for it.
    As for the serious stuff… if you had an accountant do your tax and they took their fee from your tax, does that mean you need to check with your accountant for the bonus or will is still go to your account?
    2602 still waiting 4 the bonus.
    Oh, and I also work my butt off for my money, have never received gov’t benefits and would like the bonus to help with bills….. esp the ACT rego costs that hit me with $900 this month…. so, from one govt to the other.

  159. wil on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 11:15 pm
  160. hope i get mine soon i just want it, its 20th of april already

  161. CIGO on Mon, 20th Apr 2009 11:48 pm
  162. earnt 10,500 last year got taxed $800, but got it all back, been told I get it but im confident I DONT, yay or nay??

  163. Narelle on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 7:14 am
  164. Take heart I have gotten mine. I am very pleased so will come as frustrating as it is waiting.

  165. Brissy dan on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 7:48 am
  166. Some people make me laugh.
    The $900 is not a scam. I have not got mine yet either, but as it has said all along, the money is distributed by random postcode.
    I work for a financial institution in QLD and have seen many members, and friends, have their $900 deposited into their accounts.
    I am frustrated I haven’t got it, like everyone else, but sit tight, it is coming

  167. Lynda on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 7:59 am
  168. I need mine my husband had a heart attack so no money coming in from him and I lost my job in January but the idiots wont give me newstart or any benefits am i supposed to live on fresh air. Getting desperate has any one in Lake Macquarie got theirs yet.

  169. Jerry Maguire on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 9:48 am
  170. SHOW ME THE MONEY!!
    SHOW ME THE MONEY!!
    SHOW ME THE MONEY!!
    SHOW ME THE MONEY!!
    SHOW ME THE MONEY!!

  171. Bee on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 10:43 am
  172. I want mine money… and I WANT IT NOW… Still waiting at Postcode 4022 QLD.

  173. Bee on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 10:46 am
  174. Any one in QLD @ Postcodes: 4019 ,4020 ,4021 & 4022 got their $900.00 yet? let me know coz I really need mine to pay bills….

  175. tim on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 10:57 am
  176. NSW people MUST be paid first, who let all these heathens from the lesser states get paid before me?

    2780 freaking nada so far

  177. admin on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 11:07 am
  178. heathens :) I hear ya brother….preach it!

  179. marv on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 11:43 am
  180. i still have not got mine either its 21april. Still waiting. Nobody at our workplace has theres yet, Thats the first question of the day. We all only earn about $10.000 so we all are waiting.

  181. Anonymous on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 12:06 pm
  182. when does 2206 get theirs???

  183. homer simpson on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 12:22 pm
  184. All these frustrated and angry angry people.here Take a chill pill! The money is being given to help stimulate the economy. It is not being given out to Joe Blow because he/she is struggling to pay the bills, meet the rent or feed the dog.

    You have survived before WITHOUT this money before and now all of a sudden can’t do without it. It’s a tax free gift so be grateful.

    What will people do once they spend the $900 be looking in earnest for the next one?

  185. Trevor on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 12:30 pm
  186. GRR
    the company i put my tax through had to updated my bank details
    they updated it twice over the phone with me
    and this dude i spoke to
    twice
    got my details wrong
    instead of 01 he put 10 TWICE
    now i gotta wait longer was meant to be there today
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  187. tim on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 12:55 pm
  188. by the time this $900 gets here I’m going to need another one at this rate

  189. Naomi on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 1:49 pm
  190. its my understanding that the reason why people are recieving it quicker than others is that they dont want to send out large amounts at once so they pick a few postcodes a day and thats that. it doesnt seem fair many people are relying on the little payout they do receive and at this rate we arent going to receive it until sometime in may! this is ridiculous!!!!

    what areas have received it already?

  191. Bee on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 1:53 pm
  192. the following postcode have received their $900.00. ( 2088 & 2042)

  193. Bee on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 1:56 pm
  194. I am going to be so grateful when I received this money because I have paid my taxes and I am finally going to get some back.

  195. Naomi on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 2:03 pm
  196. well that just sucks. i was bored and started looking up some of the nsw postcodes that have reportedly already started getting theirs and the only ones that i could identify with were richmond, lidcombe, parts of parramatta (i still havent got mine), mascot, areas near newcastle etc. good job KRudd! NOT!!!!

  197. betty on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 2:09 pm
  198. I live in 2560 and even though it says 2560 have received theirs……well i haven’t .

  199. xnat on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 2:26 pm
  200. come on people … millions and millions of paym,ents to be processed, no company could handle all that in one go … the govt’s doing it’s best to get them all out in a six-week window … why are you relying on this money anyway? it’s free money, you didn’t earn it! why are so many people grumbling that the money they were promised “sometime in april or may” hasn’t arrived yet, it’s not even may yet …

    also, by the calculation they used “the amount at G must be more than 0″ if you earn under $11k you will not receive anything, read the ATO website, it outlines it all …

  201. Bee on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 2:36 pm
  202. Post code 7004 got theirs today.

  203. tez on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 3:56 pm
  204. i was wondering if any1 nos wen quakers hill, NSW gets theres 2763?

  205. Bo Bo on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 4:53 pm
  206. **** this ****

  207. kevinsduds on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 4:54 pm
  208. Hi Tez – Quakers Hill? Yeah, they all got theres today!! Didn’t you get one? Oh no looks like thats a bit unlucky, dammit they will all be shopping tomorrow for sure.

  209. Naomi on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 5:05 pm
  210. well lucky them arent they? i pay tax and i work very long hours so anyone in the same predicament as me is allowed to be cranky and ask “where the hell is my payment!!!”

  211. annoyed on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 5:16 pm
  212. tell me what your thinking…. thats what it asks just above the box you write in…considering this is all about the $900 stimulus package you would think they might have an idea of what your going to b**** about….. duh

  213. admin on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 5:17 pm
  214. Hahahahaha

  215. WA Impatient on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 5:36 pm
  216. Speak my mind and my comment gets deleted? Thanks Mr Admin!
    Why can’t i state that its stupid of the government not to get the funds out before the long weekend? Its common sense =)

  217. Bazbo7 on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 5:45 pm
  218. Freakin people saying to wait it out because its a gift, and we didnt earn it. I want to stab you in the eyeballs! Most of us DID earn it. It’s a tiny portion of the percentage of our hard earned money that gets taken away every week to feed this government. The least they could do is get it to us in a reasonable amount of time. I’m not pissed because I haven’t got mine yet, I’m annoyed because we were told payments would go out on April 6th, so all this time I have been anticipating having this 900. Then AFTER the due date they tell us we will have to wait another 6 weeks for it. It’s the lack of communication and organisation that I think is why so many people are on here cracking it about not getting the money yet. Still disagree with the postcode theory, as I know of many people who haven’t recieved anything in said ‘recievers’ postcodes. Guess we’ll just have to give the dealers an IOU or make them wait it out

  219. admin on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 7:08 pm
  220. @ WA Impatient- That’s weird I didn’t delete any comments…were you by chance trying to sell me more Viagra??!

  221. lurkey on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 7:56 pm
  222. impatient your comments r on the main comment list not deleted at number 258

  223. lurkey on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 8:01 pm
  224. hurry up money i need 900 bucks worth of jelly babies and caramel buds

  225. Dole Bludger on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 8:01 pm
  226. Im gonna go down to my local drug dealer. Get some weed, A few slabs of VB and when I run out of weed im going to buy some more. Pull a few cones and raise my bong to Mr Rudd.

  227. I Live at Kirribily on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 8:29 pm
  228. TO: Bazbo7 on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 5:45 pm

    Bazboo, it is not true that it was stated payments would go out ON April 6th. It has always been clearly stated that they would go out FROM that date onwards and for 6 weeks up until May 16th. I don’t know where you get your source information from,?? but from the point it was decided in the high court that it was not against the constitution they had stated this fact.

  229. I Live at Kirribily on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 8:30 pm
  230. Dole Bludger on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 8:01 pm

    I think I wanna have your babies *swoon*

    *cough*

  231. GREEDY!! on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 9:28 pm
  232. In response to those who responded!
    I’m not starting a friggin debate here, bottom line is just be patient.
    For all those who think the money is being issued out by postcode you can kiss that theory bye-bye. It’s being issued out by suburb… alphabetically. So if your in a suburb beginning with X,Y,Z you will get it last!
    So how bout you stop tying up the phone lines and internet lines (some of us have ‘work’ related things to get done and can’t because lines are busy)… around mid May check your account then.. and you know what you will find.. K Rudd’s $900 will be sitting there waiting for you to blow it on what ever tickles your fancy!! Or you can keep posting sad message on here saying ‘where is my money’ ‘I work hard, I pay tax, I want my money’ ‘I check my account and letter box each day but still now money’ god so sad some of you! I want the money like every single one of you but the difference between you andd me.. I have the patients, it’s not a matter of life or death if i get it or i don’t. The world won’t end because I didn’t get my stimulus package. Life is to short to worry about $900 which is nothing!!

  233. Student on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 9:36 pm
  234. Hey guys…i have heard by a number of people, and on the internet, that i get 2 stimulus packages..does any one know??i recieved my first payment of 950 about 3 weeks ago, but they say im getting the tax one too coz i earnt stuff all and lodges my tax.

  235. wheresmymooulaImskint on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 9:36 pm
  236. sadly for some of these people they seem to be living on the seat of their pants as it is, so the $900 IS EVERYTHING, but it really is only a small amount in the sheme of things. it wont go THAT far. the only way to get money regularily is to unfortunatly do it the hard way.get a job

  237. imsoopoor on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 9:39 pm
  238. please mr rudd i need the $900 now i am living on bread and water, if im lucky i get jam on top some days. my shoes are falling apart and the dogs got fleas too
    we are about to have our 10th child next week. help!

  239. Student on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 9:40 pm
  240. oh opps…my first payment was an education one, coz im at uni. lol. sorry missed that one out!

  241. mona on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 11:16 pm
  242. i bet “greedy” all ready got his thats why he bein so damn cocky. :| BTW my suburb start with a c. so wtf is my 900. beeeeoch.

  243. Neckron666 on Tue, 21st Apr 2009 11:52 pm
  244. I need my $900 for a Bengal Kitten – and I will name him STIMMY in honor of KRUDD

  245. hammy on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 12:12 am
  246. I wonder if there is anything in the constitution in regards to a right for a fair stimulus.Maybe we can take Rudd to the high court hehe

  247. laughing on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 1:31 am
  248. Interesting….
    First thing, technically, we did earn the $900 as it came out of our wages to prop up a gov’t who is not content with a 10% that is supposed to mean no other tax, but has turned into a, actually we need to add more tax to everything and keep the 10% (alcopops go on).
    I am happy that I am getting the $900 back unexpectedly, especially since I just had another $900 in unexpected fees today. So I am living very close to the skin of my teeth right now. Thank god I had a little savings. This money back is going to help get me out of a tight spot. Its not an entitlement, but it sure as hell would help to get a difinitive ‘this is your likely date’ rather than a 6 week period of uncertainty.
    I personally would rather have seen a list of suburbs or whatever showing what dates who would get what, even if it meant I was last. It would be nice for peice of mind.

  249. R.M on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 1:49 am
  250. I don’t believe it!!! I was watching the afternoon news and K. Rudd and his buddies have already plans of giving the NEXT STIMULUS PACKAGE…

    Wait one second! I HAVEN”T EVEN GOT MY FIRST ONE YET!!!!

    Give my $900 before planning for the next one please.
    Oh, and people here are so f*kin hilarious. Loving the comments. Love this site, way to go to stimulate my humour.

    I just want to buy new Macbook.

    (.^^) (^^,)happy faces

  251. R.M on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 1:50 am
  252. yeppoon 4703 central QLD. Haven’t received any stimulating from Mr. Rudd

  253. thetruth on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 7:06 am
  254. Ok, tIf you haven’t already received your stimulus, there is a damned good reason for this, and thats because I got given yours already. Yes thats right ruddy decided I would be a good choice to spend it, so I have bought myself a 40 foot yacht, and a few collector cars, as well as a leer jet, those are going quite cheap these days. sorry but the reason you didnt get it is because it got given to me, but dont worry I am hard at work spending it for you because deep down I know you all really want to see the economy thrive and thats why you are asking about the stimulus, ok well off to find something else to spend it on now, toodles

  255. imsopoor on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 7:09 am
  256. so now last night the 10th child was born, and I will have to now go onto bread & water, not even butter anymore, and because theres no stimulus it means I cant go by myself a nice plasma TV so that the 11 th child doesnt make an appearance. the holes in my shoes have becomes so large my toes are cold, I would go beg on the street but Im too poor to do that even. cmon ruddy

  257. sarah on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 7:28 am
  258. imsopoor if you cant afford to feed your children why keep having them seriously??? children need the best start in life and they deserve it if you cant afford to even feed them what kind of parent are you

  259. cin on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 8:19 am
  260. i checked my account this morning after giving up on my 900 would neva come and there it was in my bank and i cant wait to spend it

  261. Nick on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 9:05 am
  262. I spent the first 7 months of the tax year in the Army posted overseas so paid no tax.
    I then transfered to the army reserves, so earned tax free (with a few months between this but only earned a few thousand taxable during this time).

    So I got all my tax back. Therefore I am not eligible for the $900.

    Rapists and child molesters will get $900 but a bloke like me who actually went and served our country and community gets nothing.

    Krudd strikes again!

  263. tez on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 9:27 am
  264. hey kevinsduds nah i didnt get mine it prob is just random or sumthin cos a few of my mates havent got theres either so i dont no wat the hell is goin on.. i did the tax return and everythin it has to b on its way ill b paient….

    how do u no quakers hill has already got it

  265. imsopoor on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 9:28 am
  266. TO:sarah on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 7:28 am

    I’m sure if we had a decent TV, preferably a plasma we would not have been in this predicament to begin with, oh well that and the fact that me missus and I are ded set against taking job away from those who really need them. No we are very happy with our lot in life thanks, but the rubbish skip we are all living in at the moment is becoming a bit crowded I admit.

    Have you got any spare rooms at your place sarah, the baby sort of keeps me awake at night, I think shes still in here, but theres a few boxes blocking my view.

  267. croc on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 10:26 am
  268. to x nat i ****** deserve it maybe u dont **** off

  269. johnny boy on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 10:27 am
  270. bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla . cant you all just shut up. when it comes it comes thats all. havent you got anything else to do than just whinge about not getting your money. boo who. do you fill better know. just kidding you all thats what this freaking waiting has done to me still waiting.

  271. anon on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 10:30 am
  272. Anyone at postcode 3075 got theirs yet?

  273. johnny boy on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 10:34 am
  274. what about 3058 any news yet victoria.

  275. Sammy on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 10:41 am
  276. I got mine last week, and I’ve got a friend who works for the ATO who said when you get your bonus is based on how early you lodged your last tax return…I did mine in about August and got my $900 on the 14th April.

  277. WA Impatient on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 10:42 am
  278. Hi Nick!
    It doesn’t work like that. It doesnt matter if you got all your tax back or not, use the ATO website and your NOA to determine if you are eligible. The amount you received in your return does not affect this stimulus package. This is confirmed by the ATO. Thanks

  279. WA Impatient on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 10:44 am
  280. Sammy. Your friend is lying, it is clearly being distributed by postcode. I lodged my tax return in July and i have not received it yet.
    I would say majority of the kickers in the ATO dont even know how it is really being distributed.

  281. tim on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 10:50 am
  282. Sammy, explain how come I put my tax return in at the FIRST possible moment via the online tax program, I forget the date but it was in the first week of the new FY

    and:

    2780, still jackshit/nada and I do not know a single person who has received it yet

  283. If you’re still waiting for your $900, this is why on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 11:11 am
  284. If you’re still waiting for your $900, this is why:

    Ok well here is an interesting article in today’s http://www.news.com.au titled – If you’re still waiting for your $900, this is why

    http://blogs.news.com.au/budgetbuster/index.php/news/comments/a_third_stimulus_what_happened_to_the_second_one/

    Copy and paste into address bar of browser if link does not click :)

    Teh Coops :)

  285. Rodger on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 11:18 am
  286. For fark’s sake, people… you sound like a bunch of farking school kids. There is no formula to when you’ll get paid, no postcodes being paid before others, NOTHING. The employees of ATO don’t even know (and no, I’m not one). It’s RANDOM… look it up in the dictionary if you don’t know what that means. Everyone tax payer in Australia is getting it, so it takes TIME.
    Treat it like the bonus it is, not like a neccesity.
    And another thing. Checking your bank accounts all the time is actually eating into the $900 you’re checking it for. Ever heard of ‘checking account balance’ fees?

  287. cm on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 11:49 am
  288. if 2444 is a lucky postcode where’s my $900….i’ve done last years tax & certainly dont earn eough to disqualify me…????

  289. picklecheese on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 11:58 am
  290. i might download a few porn movies, buy 18 bottles of lube and some dorito’s, stay in for a few days and just **** myself till my bell end looks like a frayed piece of rope! LOL or i’ll just save it and not stimulate a damn thing

  291. casper on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 12:04 pm
  292. wakas cracas be pateint and stop wining i dont have mine and i dont care i get it next week ,i know a few little birdies who are friendly enough to tell me the system lol lol i get mine next week 100% as for every one else u will have to wait and find out the hard way waiting not knowing lol

  293. casper on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 12:06 pm
  294. wakas cracas be pateint and stop wining i dont have mine and i dont care i get it next week ,i know a few little birdies who are friendly enough to tell me the system lol lol i get mine next week 100% as for every one else u will have to wait and find out the hard way waiting not knowing lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA

  295. Money? on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 12:14 pm
  296. Duno where mine is 3020?

  297. Anonymous on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 2:01 pm
  298. any cairns people recived theres yet wish they hurry no payment 4870 help if no when

  299. Shamon on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 5:06 pm
  300. BTW for those of you asking whether payments are made progressively through the day the answer is NO. Check FAQ’s on the ATO website. It says payments are made each BUSINESS night, therefore if it is not in you account in the morning don’t waste your time or money until the next day.

  301. raf man on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 5:18 pm
  302. **** i thought i was impatient ppl r chattin on the net about this **** lol

  303. bussyboy on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 8:51 pm
  304. Random Money – I want it now!!

    It was not well publicised before the payments started that people would have to wait until Mid-May… people who’ve added the $900 into their budgets (like me!) and are waiting, are now struggling.

  305. Jackshit on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 9:11 pm
  306. Non of you on here deserve jackshit! Get a job then you can stop complaining about not having money, going hungry, no drugs, no macbook no blah, blah, blah ********!! Get a 9 to 5 like every other person out there then you will realise $900 is nothing!!!

  307. stop complaining on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 9:15 pm
  308. why is everyone complaining?? you will get your money without a doubt

    its getting dished out by random postcodes and those who got their tax back last year via cheque will prolly get theirs last

    i complained until i got mine and now i have it i havent even touched it .. just in case i blow it on the wrong thing

    a lot of 18 yr olds or younger at 07/08 tax time i have heard arent going to be getting the money and if you didnt earn over the tax free threshold ($6k) you wont be getting it either

  309. freckles on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 10:02 pm
  310. EVERYONE!
    i work for a bank, in both the wembley and belmont branches.
    i see hundreds of these cheques come in every day, from people who live in both wembley AND Belmont and all around. THE MONEY IS BEING PAID RANDOMLY, HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH POSTCODES OR ALPHABETICAL ORDER as people in both Wembley and Belmont have been receiving their cheques, regardless of what letter their suburb starts with.

  311. The bead lady on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 10:42 pm
  312. I work with a girl who only lodged her tax 3 weeks ago and she got her money last Friday – now that is frigging unfair. She made sure she rubbed it in my face that she got hers first – she should have got it last! Still waiting 2323.

  313. Demonik on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 11:23 pm
  314. hey mr Admin, did you get your money from uncle kev yet??? i got mine two days ago but only found out today… seems i was checking the wrong bank account for my pocket money that he was gonna give me… sweet… not i can buy the hi stall for the car.. awesome site keep up the good work.. i hope there are more packages, as i wanna see this site on forever…. the first thing i do when i get to work is check this site out…cheers

  315. admin on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 11:32 pm
  316. Alas Demonik I have not. I honestly think that Krudd has seen the site and is going to give it to me last, just to spite me. I mean I’m totally expecting it on the last day.

    Maybe he will invite me to Canberra to give it to me in person! That’s the dream right? Actually I don’t think they would let me be in the same room as the person that is “running” this country!

    Congrats on getting the money! I hope it helps you out and you feel completed stimulated when you spend it!

  317. THE HOT TIP on Wed, 22nd Apr 2009 11:50 pm
  318. Here is the HOT TIP:

    You will get paid your money if you are eligible, and it will go into either your bank account or you will receive a cheques ( whichever way you last lodged your tax return)

    IF you are counting on this money because you already spent it? then more fool you, you are a foolish stupid person. Never spend money unless you have it, whether its promised by the goverment or anyone. Unless it is in your hand/ or account, then you do not HAVE that money to spend.

    As to a 3rd stimulus package, sorry to dissapoint, it has already been said that it will be HIGHLY UNLIKELY that cash bonuses will be handed out again. So what can you do about that? stop spending money and start saving it, because this recession will leave you in for a rough ride ( unless you already have substantial savings accumulated) or the other thing, face that nasty swear word that starts with a J – yes get a job, start looking and stop waiting for your country to support your living expenses. You will not get far if you think there will be handouts coming along every few months, you will be living in a box eating out of soup kitchens.

    Isn’t it a wonderful thing, that in this day and age we have a social support system that actually hands money out to people, there was none of this in the last depression, you would get ration slips, thats all. Survive as you could, so to those that think they have it HARD, think about those that survived before you. they did what they could to get by, not sat on the internet ( all you poor people must have some money to afford that hey) they got off their backsides and did whatever jobs they could, even just for a meal. SO perhaps just perhaps THINK wisely about where you will spend your stimulus when it does arrive, on things you need not things you want, because the cash cow won’t be milked forever.

  319. broke ass bro on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 12:08 am
  320. need mony dont worry kidies its coming soon just like christmas oh and imsoopoor you make we week keep up the good wook and remember do it for you country son

  321. Aleks on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 1:52 am
  322. I posted as a lucky receiver and obviously my post code has come up but I guess my comment wasn’t unique enough. I do have to say though that none of my friends that live in my post code have got their stimulus. It’s amazing to analyse the grammar of a lot of these postings.

  323. picklecheese on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 2:36 am
  324. What does grammar hav to do with your friends receiving or not receiving the stimulus?you need to get a hobby like me, polish ur bell 2. or get stoned. or join me now thers a idea. lucky u huh. ur not unique tho.

  325. don on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 8:42 am
  326. You’re all a bunch of illiterate, desperate ********. No wonder this country has gone to ****.

  327. Rusty on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 9:24 am
  328. you ungrateful greedy sods if you did your homework you would realise that the payments are being given by postcode on a random basis, so it’s like having shuffle on your ipod you never no what song is coming next, but when it plays a song you love your happy, so be patient and wait for your song.
    I can’t believe so many people are relying on this payment, how did you survive before the annoucement

  329. Deb on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 9:35 am
  330. Rusty, just to survive on a monthly salary is all i do, pays the bills and gets me yo work for the next month. $900 is a bonus when i get it and will give me a chance to just go out and relax. Most people are not greedy just hopeful that just for a few days they can relax.

  331. Rusty on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 9:44 am
  332. Deb: I appreciate where your coming from as I am in the same boat, but I am not relying on the package as the majority of the people on this blog suggest they are, and also I made the greedy comment, because if you have read the comments as I have then you will notice a lot of slander and where’s my money comments from ungrateful people, Mr Rudd could have kept the money in the treasury department, and not given a cent to anyone, what would they have to complain about then.

  333. oodlesoffriedricemadeinchina on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 10:05 am
  334. Rusty on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 9:44 am

    You want plebs to think for themselves? The entire REASON many see this small “windfall” as akin to winning a Group 1 Lotto division, bouncing up and down like Santa has come,is because they have a proleteriat mentality. They just do not get it and never will.

  335. Baby Bear on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 11:04 am
  336. How would you all pay your bills if Mr Rudd didnt come up with this stimulus package? You would of had to find the money some other way. I am looking at it as a bonus and putting it towards a holiday, My daughter wont get it as she earned under the amount, now she is a student but wasnt registered for youth allowance until just after 3rd March so she misses out totally, she is the one who really needs it not the ones earning $80,000

  337. G33T on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 11:41 am
  338. I am still waiting for my tax return, i have paid it last yr, my big bro have recieved it and i havent yet :( … and i know alot of ppl in my area that have recieved it!

  339. don on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 12:00 pm
  340. does anyone know how to use proper english anymore? what’s with ‘ppl’, ‘lol’, ‘yr’ etc etc etc.

  341. tez on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 12:11 pm
  342. any1 no quakers hill!!!!!!!?

  343. Merk on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 1:46 pm
  344. What complete and utter idiots – I live pay day to pay day, have a young family that I am supporting and am not relying on this money – I still have not received it – but all I know is each pay day we get what we have to and if anything is left over we go for a family day out or go out for dinner or whatever the left over money we have gets us.

    I am sick of the Dole Bludgers getting hand outs, go find a job you bloody lazy people, I am also sick of the people who earn over $80 000 getting any cash, don’t they earn enough?

    What about the Working Class get what they deserve, although $900 is nothing to write home about – like many others on here who aren’t stoners and actually have families to support this money is going to go on taking my family out for the day I am sure my 2 year old would love a day at Lollipops PlayLand, my wife would like to go out for dinner – and the rest we are saving.

    This country is in financial trouble and it looks as though the country is doomed if the future of our country relies on these dole bludging, lazy, stoners and theives.

  345. shamoo01 on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 2:54 pm
  346. Where did people here about if you got all your tax back you don’t get 900 I did a test on the ato website of someone who earn 10000 paid 1000 in tax which they got all back and it came back saying they were getting it, I think there are alot of rumors going around about this payment that should be belived.

  347. John on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 4:36 pm
  348. I thought I would look up how many Post Codes there are and it blew me away.
    I checked on your site how many postcodes have received their money and there are approximately 90.
    Well there are 2900 Post Codes in Australia approximately.
    Three weeks and still nothing could be here until next year.

  349. admin on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 4:45 pm
  350. :) These are just people that have posted here! I don’t think everyone in Australia has visited the site. But honestly I doubt they will all come before May 16th!

  351. annoyed on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 5:02 pm
  352. to all those who are telling others not to complain…the comments posted here are for those to vent their frustration at the fact that they were promised something by the government and once again have been let down. now i have a 8am to 6pm admin job and im waiting for my package simply because i, along with everyone else earned it, having to catch public transport and put up with dole bluddgers all the time. dont tell us to keep quiet or to get jobs and definately dont tell us to wait patiently…its time that the government steps up to the plate and takes every blow they have coming their way.

  353. frustrated on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 5:04 pm
  354. when they released the information about the stimulus package they didnt bother to tell anyone how they would be receiving it until after the payments started and and there was an upcry about not receiving it before easter.

  355. Debs on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 5:50 pm
  356. I live on Russell Island In Qld, still waiting………………

  357. robbo on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 6:34 pm
  358. anyone recairved it from bondi yet? I havent…

  359. robbo on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 6:35 pm
  360. received that was meant to read :)

  361. Aleks on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 6:44 pm
  362. Grammar has nothing to do with my friends receiving it. Grammar has to do with looking at all the people posting on here and the sheer lack of it.

    I was waiting on this package to purchase a guitar amp quicker than I could without it, not that I needed it to do so, but I used it for its rightful purpose, stimulate business in local shops.

    It means I can finally finish off all the songs I’ve been working on with my friend and finalise a sound 3 months sooner than saving from my lacklustre paycheck which gets me by…oh yeah, I have several hobbies.

  363. Bee on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 7:54 pm
  364. Seriously, it’s Friday now and I still haven’t got my $900. stimulate package…. where is it… I paid my tax 07/08. So ATO where is my money – POST CODE: 4022.

  365. Stephen on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 8:21 pm
  366. Seriously Bee……it’s only Thursday.

    Still no Rudd Stimulation in 2763 Quakers Hill…..
    Plenty of Bourbon & Coke Stimulation, but I have to pay for that myself. I need RuddBucks to spend on booze……booze tastes better when someone else buys it.

  367. coolkat on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 8:35 pm
  368. 2099 here we come pussycats :D

  369. Rodger on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 9:25 pm
  370. It’s a BONUS, not a hand out, that’s why it TAKES TIME. Seriously, WHERE do you people come from?

  371. Jake on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 9:32 pm
  372. The only person in the know on this whole forum is The Hot Tip. I just can’t believe people would get on here and admit to budgeting for it/spending it, before it’s even arrived. The government didn’t tell people when it was going to be paid for this reason. MORONS. When they have to pay, what, 10 million plus people, maybe more, did you really think we’re all going to be paid at the same time? And as for the deadset cockknockers who get on here saying “anyone heard if postcode 1234 ready yet”, keep wasting your days away – it gets paid RANDOM-FARKING-LY.

  373. Broke on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 9:49 pm
  374. Still no money in 4340 … would like some though … I wish I was one of the lucky ones who could buy a big tv or holiday … but funnily enough the economic crisis has F@*Kd my family as I can’t find a job and my hubbys work relies on the mining industry ……… so could reaaaaaaally use that money right about now K.RUDD!!! Please pay me!!

  375. Broke on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 9:51 pm
  376. Oh and Jake … its 7.4 million people and yes most people are budgeting for it because most people have been affected by the wowsered up economy …. thus the reason for the payout ….. and if we are wasting our time commenting on here then what the hell are you doing???

  377. Broke on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 9:54 pm
  378. And whoever said rapists and child molesterers get the payment too … well guess what they paid tax last year too … and there are more out there than you think so its probably your next door neighbour or your uncle or your daddy?

  379. where is it? on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 10:49 pm
  380. still no stimulation here………………………………..oh well itll be sweet when it does arrive

  381. Bella on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 11:39 pm
  382. So….just got home from work (sydney, nsw) and about half the people i work with got their KRudd money in their accounts this week. Most said in the last few days they got it. Check your account peoples! How hilarious is the current government ay?

  383. heehaw on Fri, 24th Apr 2009 12:58 am
  384. Broke on Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 9:54 pm

    And whoever said rapists and child molesterers get the payment too … well guess what they paid tax last year too … and there are more out there than you think so its probably your next door neighbour or your uncle or your daddy?

    That’s a totally juvenile comment!! Could probably be your hubby or daddy in that case hey!
    And if your hubby is working on the mines, they usually are on a pretty good wicket- one of highest paid in the country, fact- so maybe you need to re-think your lifestyle where did you put all that big money that he earnt, down the pokies?

  385. bo bo on Fri, 24th Apr 2009 6:23 am
  386. 2170 got theirs today

  387. frustrated on Fri, 24th Apr 2009 8:28 am
  388. i got mine this morning 2770!!! and one of my coworkers got a letter in the mail two days ago that hers was coming too…

  389. asa on Fri, 24th Apr 2009 9:40 am
  390. wondering how will i get mine by post or in my bank i did my tax return and she normaly gives my a cheuqe so how will i get mine and when if i live in adelaide

  391. got mine!! on Fri, 24th Apr 2009 10:21 am
  392. you will get yours via cheque in the mail if that is how you did your tax last year and at the moment no one really knows when they are going to be receiving it…. random postcodes are picked out by a machine and money is distributed that way :)

  393. Matty on Fri, 24th Apr 2009 12:25 pm
  394. Woot Woot and YAY YAY. im in 3024 and got mind via direct deposit EFT in my bank account This Morning.
    No checks No Waiting.
    Good Man Mr Rudd! Cheers i’m heading to the pub

  395. Loveisfluid on Fri, 24th Apr 2009 12:33 pm
  396. Still nothing yet… 6036 still probably has a while to go. Always plays in the back of my mind will I or won’t I – Just want to pay off the credit card. Sitting, Waiting.

  397. Kruddler! on Fri, 24th Apr 2009 3:06 pm
  398. Someone is seriously considering the Coke and mentos Idea!! http://blowmy900.info/part-3-mentos-coke-todays-post-awesome . Go and give them your thoughts in the comments!!

  399. Kevin Dudd on Fri, 24th Apr 2009 3:39 pm
  400. I did my tax in JULY and I had it deposited via bank account and my postcode 2250 STILL hasnt got it. I’ve paid tens of thousands of tax dollars over the past decade and the inept government cant even give me the money I feel I’m entitled to. Is it because theyre isnt enough breeders aka ” working families (sic)” and minorities in my postcode? I’m on the DSP after being forced to resign for my epilepsy and OCD. Got not ONE cent for a decade worth of hard work now Kevin Krudd cant give MY money for my doctors bills and medication whilst ABLE bodied people who did theyre tax a month or two ago get it before me. All I can say is I wont ever be voting Labor again Kevin DUDD

  401. still not get it on Fri, 24th Apr 2009 4:02 pm
  402. Ok, somebody said 2015 has already got theirs but I am not included despite I have all qualities of requirement.. Does this mean not everybody will get it or it’s like a lottery random? Let me know thanks.

  403. jim on Fri, 24th Apr 2009 4:21 pm
  404. WTF is the go everyone around me in rocky are getting it where the **** is mine???? i was one of the first to get my tax otta my mates so why am i the last to get this……..wats your deal rudd

  405. Jacinta on Fri, 24th Apr 2009 4:55 pm
  406. Hey,

    If some people in the same postcode as me got it.. when will i get mine??

  407. hannah on Fri, 24th Apr 2009 5:13 pm
  408. Stop bitching! we could be getting nothing at all!!

  409. Craig on Fri, 24th Apr 2009 5:27 pm
  410. Nobody likes to be last. The last of your friends to get it. The last of your postcode to get it. The last of your workmates to get it. So to everyone I know that already has theirs and I aint got mine. U Bstards! ;-p

  411. Matty on Fri, 24th Apr 2009 5:38 pm
  412. PLEASE READ THIS AND CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY I HAVE STATED BELOW
    ****************************************************************************************

    I think this 900 bucks could all be one big cover up for the ATO to do Tax audits
    I have got my 900 today in 3024.Thanks for the cash RUDDY!
    But listen to this guys..I have three friends that have been totally shafted

    They got there thing in the mail. The first page was a tax withholding statement ect ect. And instead of a check being attached to the back. They got a FINE. Thats right, A FINE and Rudd wants money from them.

    Could this just be a cover up by the government to find people who have not paid there taxes. Because by the time the Gov have sent out all these fines, It prolly would have cost them nothing to give all the other Australians money!
    So consider this as a possibility that the gov is using this as a sneaky way to find and fine all those Tax Cheats out there.

    Could be true ya know
    What do you think

  413. Teh Coops - W.A 6168 on Fri, 24th Apr 2009 5:44 pm
  414. I rang the ATO today – to ‘check’ I was eligible and if it was hitting my account as I had arranged earlier. ( I got a cheque last year )

    They can only tell you when you are receiving it if it has already been processed. Approx 3 days before you actually receive it. ( mine has not been processed as yet .. grrr )

    It is totally random – some in particular post codes will receive – others will have to wait.. so the ’system does not break”.

    I know it is hard and frustrating, but do not panic if yours has not arrived and some have got it. This is how it is supposed to work.

    Sadly, it seems it is actually going to be the whole 6 weeks as they have said all along. :(

  415. Hannah on Fri, 24th Apr 2009 6:47 pm
  416. I like the way Matt thinks …
    Im in 3025 still nothing …

  417. JohnnyT on Fri, 24th Apr 2009 8:00 pm
  418. RE:Kevin Dudd’s comment. YOU are entintled to NOTHING, rudd owes you nothing you greedy B$%^&. We have all paid taxes over the years and you think becuase we do this in our daily lives we are entitled to recieve a bonus?? Every worker in the world pays taxes it’s a part of life get used to it. Stop your whingeing and having a go at kevin rudd and be patient for your generous bonus. ps No other country in the world has offered a bonus of $900!

  419. PodeCoet on Fri, 24th Apr 2009 8:10 pm
  420. @JohnnyT

    You da man!

  421. kim rudd on Fri, 24th Apr 2009 11:00 pm
  422. can anybody please tell me if my daughter is to get the 900.00, she goes to uni, paid tax last year but did get it all back, it does not say anything about not getting it on the ato site, just says that if she earns under 100,000 she will get money, i am reading some things on here when people are saying you dont get it and others saying you do get it, not sure which to believe. thanks

  423. kim rudd on Fri, 24th Apr 2009 11:03 pm
  424. we are 4211 and have not got money yet, but thanks uncle kevin the money will come in handy. i do thank you

  425. tim on Sat, 25th Apr 2009 12:00 am
  426. I spoke to the ATO today, they said you need to have paid tax in FY 07-08

    in other words if you had a bill last year then you get it

    I guess its why its called a “tax payers bonus”

    get out your statement from last year and do the bonus calc at the ATO, it will tell you

  427. Lsdj on Sat, 25th Apr 2009 12:23 am
  428. Well my cash is going on a sweeeet trip to the UK and about $200 worth of DNB / Jungle / ‘ardcore records :P

    as much as this money is actualy bad for the economy in the future those records will be well hands for playing overseas !!!! lol

  429. where is it? on Sat, 25th Apr 2009 9:11 am
  430. @ tim

    crap , you dont need to have “paid” a tax bill.

    you just need to have paid tax in 07/08 year

  431. kim rudd on Sat, 25th Apr 2009 10:56 am
  432. just found out that she does not get the 900 by doing test on net at ato website, so if you did get all your tax back you do not get it. sorry guys, peeeeeeeved off for my daughter

  433. Stephen on Sat, 25th Apr 2009 12:02 pm
  434. Here is my specific circumstance. I spoke to the ATO on Friday. Very helpful and pleasant people by the way.
    I was a mix of self employed and PAYE taxpayer. I ended up with a tax debt and a tax refund. The tax refund ALMOST covered the debt (was $192. short)…as I didn’t pay it, it kept getting interest until it was a total owing of $255. Early this year the ATO WIPED my debt (without me being asked) and as a result they reissued me with a tax assesment notice that states I was tax neutral for last years (paid zero net tax)…and you guessed it…even though as a small business operator I paid around $16k in GST I do not get the Rudd Bucks. At least my wife will…eventually. Still no money at Quakers Hill 2763.

  435. Tommo on Sat, 25th Apr 2009 3:25 pm
  436. Im F***king FURIOUS!!! i was laid off work recently and i didnt earn that much last year as it was alot of jobs for a short amount of time… now apparently because i think i got all my Tax back that i dont get the $900… i had a big debt that needed to be paid and fines so i used the Refund on them… and i was planning on getting a car and license with the $900 so i could apply for better opportunities for work, and earn some money… but now i dont think i will get it… can anybody shed some light on this situation please?
    it would be greatly appreciated :)

    Sincerely,
    ×Tommo×

  437. brightspark on Sat, 25th Apr 2009 3:51 pm
  438. Tommo on Sat, 25th Apr 2009 3:25 pm

    “Im F***king FURIOUS!!! i was laid off work recently and i didnt earn that much last year as it was alot of jobs for a short amount of time…”

    Tommo. Have you considered directly contacting the ATO to ask this very question yourself?

    If you received ALL your tax back from last years return, regardless of how many casual jobs,then that means you do not receive it.” It is a bonus for those that PAID tax, and what you are saying is you did not pay tax as it was ALL returned, due to your tax threshhold level

    You can look up the ato at : http://www.ato.gov.au for all that info

    This is from the ATO website

    “Am I eligible?
    Your eligibility and the amount you are paid will be based on your individual 2007-08 tax return.

    You are eligible to receive the payment if:

    your 2007-08 taxable income does not exceed $100,000
    your adjusted tax liability for 2007-08 is greater than zero (that is, you paid tax)
    you lodge your 2007-08 tax return by 30 June 2009 or by the deferred date granted to you by the Tax Office, and
    you were an Australian resident for tax purposes during the 2007-08 financial year.”

  439. still not get it on Sat, 25th Apr 2009 3:55 pm
  440. So, if i received tax refund from my last lodge, am I eligible for $900 still?

  441. Bobman on Sat, 25th Apr 2009 4:01 pm
  442. Clayton South and Clarinda (3169) have received the stimulus package. Multiple friends from that area have got theirs.

    I’m in Moorabbin (3189) and still waiting…

  443. pixie on Sat, 25th Apr 2009 4:38 pm
  444. I had a girl who temps at work (and is a full time student) tell me that she is getting $1800. $900 as a full time student and $900 as she worked and paid tax last year…is this correct? Anyone heard anything similar? ps – still nothing at 2122

  445. Dan on Sat, 25th Apr 2009 5:12 pm
  446. Does anyone have any details on how the “Australia Post predetermined percentage spread.” works?????

  447. Tommo on Sat, 25th Apr 2009 5:14 pm
  448. Thank you very much BrightSpark :) you are indeed a Bright Spark lol
    your information was indeed helpful :)

    Sincerely,
    ×Tommo×

  449. Tommo on Sat, 25th Apr 2009 5:22 pm
  450. pixie on Sat, 25th Apr 2009 4:38 pm

    I had a girl who temps at work (and is a full time student) tell me that she is getting $1800. $900 as a full time student and $900 as she worked and paid tax last year…is this correct? Anyone heard anything similar? ps – still nothing at 2122

    i Heard that Full time Student would get a bigger Bonus (about $1000+) so hopefully you might hear something about that

  451. Tommo on Sat, 25th Apr 2009 5:23 pm
  452. as well as the $900

  453. kim rudd on Sat, 25th Apr 2009 5:45 pm
  454. you need to go to the ato website, have your last years tax return in front of you and type in each question they ask you, at the end of question it will tell you exactly what you are getting back if any coming back.

  455. still not get it on Sat, 25th Apr 2009 5:56 pm
  456. kim rudd, which link is for those questions? thanks

  457. kim rudd on Sat, 25th Apr 2009 6:25 pm
  458. hey there, just type in ato website in google, then click on the first thing you see, will say about stimulus package, so click on that it will say a heap of bs but scroll to the bottom and it will say to check if you get it, it will ask you if you were under 18 last year, just click on the box and then go next, then i think it asked you to put in you amount of money you paid tax, but just do what it says, its very easy and only takes a minute to do, good luck, if you cant find it let me know and i will look it up again fopr you

  459. still not get it on Sun, 26th Apr 2009 9:51 am
  460. Thank you, kim rudd ^-^ I will let you know.

  461. kim rudd on Sun, 26th Apr 2009 11:57 am
  462. how did you go still not get it.did you go to the home page, click on the australian government tax bonus payment. scroll to bottom, it will say tax bonus calculator. click on that. when open you will see on right top. takes 5 to 10 minutes to complete, but does not take that long only takes about 1 minute. click on start and answer questions, its very very easy, if i can do it anybody can do it.good luck.

  463. roger on Sun, 26th Apr 2009 3:07 pm
  464. Hey. I got paid it 3 times, can u believe it. I got a bank one on Tuesday, then two cheques came in post, one on wednesday & one on Friday. Omg, is that supposed to be? they are all 900 each all to my name. either im lucky or not i dont know. $2700?
    what to do with it.\\ havs you all got one or more?

  465. still not get it on Sun, 26th Apr 2009 3:36 pm
  466. Kim Rudd, I went but I don’t have my assessment with me. I could answer every question except than the Tax offsets and other credits Label G or something?? I don’t know what are they I know that I have $750 tax offset but I don’t know where to find the other credits. I got refund last year for some 600.. So, I paid my PAYGtax like some 2000. Do you think I will still eligible? Thanks.

  467. where is it? on Sun, 26th Apr 2009 7:21 pm
  468. no wonder people are still waiting when roger gets paid 3 times, what a stuff up.

    im sure roger you will return the 2 (two) cheques you are not entitled too.

  469. roger on Sun, 26th Apr 2009 8:53 pm
  470. I might wait and see if they contact me first heehee. boy wat I could buy with it all. its like christmas!

    im eating and living it up dam fine this week boys n girls!!

  471. angry on Sun, 26th Apr 2009 10:37 pm
  472. no worries rog, you enjoy other peoples hard earnings. joke mate:(

  473. angry on Sun, 26th Apr 2009 10:38 pm
  474. i mean your a joke!

  475. jlharker on Sun, 26th Apr 2009 11:19 pm
  476. i live in sydeny…..i still have not received the $900.00.
    Im hearing that ppl over seas are and many of my work colleagues hav aswell. lookslike ill be th last to get it.

  477. kim rudd on Sun, 26th Apr 2009 11:44 pm
  478. hi still not get it. if you paid tax last year and didnt get it all back last year then you will get the money, say if you paid 1,100 tax and you got back 1,100 then you will not get the money, if they only gave you back some of the 1,100 then you will get the money, hope this helps, so dont worry if you didnt get all your tax back last year, you WILL get the money. but i am still waiting on mine, i can wait though as long as its within the next fews weeks would be ok by me. good luck

  479. kim rudd on Sun, 26th Apr 2009 11:50 pm
  480. how on earth would you be paid 3 times, if you are a student, maybe or if you have a couple of kids in school, but not even kids in school as that payment was 950.00 as my daughter got that,and that was paid about a month ago, so i would not be spending money you are not ment to get as they will be asking for it back, if i was you, i would be ringing up and asking, just to make sure otherwise your going to spend money and go **** how will i pay it back.

  481. tim on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 1:28 am
  482. well i was just wondering, i lodged a tax return last december, but i was doing a retail traineeship and i think there was some sort of tax waver or bonus type thing that i recieved with it, however im not sure as im not too clued in about these sorts of things. does anyone know if this will affect my payout?

  483. tim on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 1:34 am
  484. hmmm 2650 wagga wagga, have heard of some people getting theirs but im still waiting

    tattoos is what im spending mine on

  485. Rick on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 6:21 am
  486. I’m Rick James B*tch!, 3182, gotz ma $900z from K-Rudd via my ”bookeeper” – Go out and getz yours folks! I’m gonna get me some new extensions :)

  487. impatient on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 8:30 am
  488. nothing at 4123 im so sick of waiting…. check every day and guess what still nothing ill probably get in on 16/5 and be the very last person lol

  489. Drongo on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 8:41 am
  490. man, i haven’t got mine yet – postcode 4006. i’m not voting Rudd next election

  491. Shamon on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 9:01 am
  492. Hey drongo, don’t vote labour and you’ll get nothing EVER!

  493. King George IX on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 9:44 am
  494. Just thought id add to the idea that all not everyone in a postcode gets it on the same day – my mum and bro got a cheque last wednesday (3028), but i got nada, and am still waiting (i am waiting for EFT)

  495. roger on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 10:08 am
  496. angry- you’re just angry coz u didnt get it, no joke. take a chill pill

    kim rudd- I don’t know why i got it 3 times, but hell im not complainin, hey this govts handing out the dosh left right centre its not like they cant afford to send the country broke they doing a mighty fine job of it, they must just like me heehee

  497. Hannah on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 12:19 pm
  498. :-( Sill nothing for 3025, my boyfriends in 3015 and nothing for him either :-( … I want my holiday :-(

  499. Brisbaneguy on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 1:50 pm
  500. Still…… Waiting, here i am on day 1 of holidays i took, thinking i would have some spending money but nooooo that would be too easy. Nothing for 4031…

  501. kim rudd on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 3:08 pm
  502. roger lol wish he liked me that much, god i even have the same name, be nice to me uncle kev

  503. jac on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 3:42 pm
  504. 3082 hasnt been stimulated. i have 9 people in my household. we all did our tax as soon as we could.

    mill park lakes however has been stimulated, but that isnt mill park, its south morang which is a diff postcode.

    yes yes i know confusin, it uses the name of the next suburb but the postcode of the suburb it is really part of

  505. still not get it on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 4:22 pm
  506. thank you, kim ^-^ good luck to you too..

  507. sammi on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 4:54 pm
  508. I have been going out of my mind checking my bank account everyday. Most of my friends have received their payment, my brother got his a few weeks ago. I need this money asap, to pay off a credit card that’s been bugging me for ages. I don’t understand it. I requested it to come to my bank account, so I assumed I’d receive it sooner. Obviously I was way off.

  509. lbigfella on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 5:14 pm
  510. they ppl that are getting 3 cheques are unemployed dole blugers,

    They get one of the government centrelink, one of the ATO and they get a 3rd one if they had been working at all this year but now on the dole again.

    Read the am i eligible, they aint paying **** back.

    Ive been working full time for years and only getting one, and no i have not got it yet,

  511. lbigfella on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 5:18 pm
  512. and these ppl going of saying they aint going to vote labour again, you need help. They said the first rollout that ppl have done there tax prior to march 31st will take 6 weeks, its only week 4 buddy, So

  513. lbigfella on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 5:28 pm
  514. also there is 16771 post codes in australia the reported post code list is no where near that

  515. lbigfella on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 5:31 pm
  516. correction its 3,280

  517. roger on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 5:50 pm
  518. lbigfella… hey I work a full time job, I earn $65k per year, no kids and I own my own apartment and Im 29 years old, so how does that make me a dole bludger. you sir, can’t even write properly- illiterate. thats why you know all about the dole system buddy!

  519. 900$&single on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 5:56 pm
  520. i think the question here roger is that are you single?..and do u need some stimulating??!! :p

  521. jacko on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 6:38 pm
  522. if you morons who voted labour had of voted liberal we wouldnt be in as deep **** that we are in financially in the first place

  523. JohnnyT on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 7:03 pm
  524. Jacko …………John howard’s biography must have fell and knocked a few brain cells. If you have no idea about economics or failed to make it past elementary level of schooling then refrain from making ridiculous comments. A quick lesson in economics. step 1 Go and get a piece of paper and a pen good boy….2. write this down and i wont use complicated words. There is a world wide economic crisis that wasn’t caused by Mr Rudd. Debt is good in times of a recession and we will have paid this debt off during better times ahead.

    Good boy jacko

  525. jacko on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 7:21 pm
  526. might not have been caused by krudd, but going from 10 b in credit to over 50b in debt with no change to the economy is plain pathetic. not to mention handouts to anyone who bullys or blackmails there way here. are you happy with that as a tax payer or are you only seeing the 900 kiss *** payment

  527. Dave on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 8:12 pm
  528. Hi

    Last year i had to pay tax on interest i earned on monies invested. Will i still get my $900 ? I paid tax in earnings from employed…close to $9500.

    I am in postcode 3156 victoria and my partner got hers already

    cheers in advance

  529. Anni on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 8:17 pm
  530. 2304 – still waiting…….:))

  531. kim rudd on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 9:09 pm
  532. hi dave if you did not get all your tax back last year, then you will get the 900

  533. Whereisit? on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 9:09 pm
  534. I’VE GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4077

  535. Getamoveonruddy! on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 9:48 pm
  536. Checking balance for the 4th time today…..processing……processing…..processing……………………….nothing.

  537. johnny on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 10:30 pm
  538. whatz happening with preston vic 3072 ive asked my neighbour nada cheque received some have recieved it in my area go on ato workers a bit more hard work plzzzzzzzzz my fiance got hers last week

  539. newcastlebunny on Mon, 27th Apr 2009 11:12 pm
  540. 2323 still has not been stimulated and waiting very patiently.

  541. Damien K Quick on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 8:36 am
  542. Ive been Stimulated QLD 4123 WOOT
    Its going on 6 brand spanking Truck tires for my six wheeler motor home. $600
    Im about to move into it full time and travel the country. :)

  543. Trent on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 8:42 am
  544. Having read through every post here, ive got something to say to those of you moral highgrounders who felt the need to lay into “dole bludgers”.

    A lot of us are either students, or looking for work (centrelink), a lot of us are willing and able to work, or trying to finish a course to enable better work opportunities, so what gives you idiots the right to trash us?? I couldn’t give two ***** if you have a family and live pay day to pay day, some of us can’t even ******* live at the moment because we took a risk to try and make life/work better (by doing a uni degree), so if my impatience pisses you off, go and whinge to your wives. Im tired of having to justify why I need this money to ******* moral idiots like you.

  545. Hannah on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 9:36 am
  546. GO TRENT I so agree with you! Who really wants to be on Centrelink all they do is F**K you around the pay is **** and you have to put up with IDIOTS who assume that you cant be bothered getting a job.

    lbigfella some of us have lost our jobs due to this “economic crisis”.
    Ive worked my candy off, paid my taxes like everyone else and now I’m considered a doll bludger … GET F**CKED. we didn’t get 3 hand outs. The payments were for pensioners, parents and full time students If you fell under all 3 good for you but LOTS of us didn’t get those payments because we had been WORKING.

    God you people make me so mad! You pick on people when you have no idea what their circumstances are! Thinking your all high and mighty …. well I think your scum

    Still nothing for 3025 :-(

  547. still-waiting on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 10:08 am
  548. I am awaiting the tax bonus and have been told I only just made it to the income minimum limit.
    However they at the tax office are trying to tell me that my partner who earned $50,000 last year wont recieve it because he paid tax and didnt get a refund…
    I dont think the tax office know what they are talking about as why would they exclude those who didnt get a refund??? (Ie: paid all there tax with extra owing)
    Centrelink is the same you can ring one day get an answer and ring the next and get a different one..
    MR Rudd should stimulate the economy by sacking all the di##heads at both offices who waste our time and money when calling them…

  549. kim rudd on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 11:29 am
  550. hi still waiting. just go onto the ato website and do a calculation check that will tell you if your husband will get the money. cheers and good luck. think you will find that he will get it because it reads that if you owed money to them you would still get it.

  551. Jody on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 11:45 am
  552. Hey! Need to know an IMPORTANT thingee about payments received via bank accounts…Did anyone receive theirs on a weekend??? This has been troubling my bored mind for weeks. Are they paying out 7 days a week or only Monday to Friday? Perhaps this is why it’s all so slow? Does it appear overnight or is it like a ‘peek a boo’ system where it will suddenly appear in my account in the afternoon?????
    Please respond if you hold the answers, I can no longer bear the lack of sleep generated by these explosive thoughts.

  553. Kruddler! on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 11:54 am
  554. I’m pretty sure that I’ve had people email and say that they have received on a Saturday morning. Also, I think that they do it overnight, but some people have said they got it in the afternoon!

  555. tim on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 12:13 pm
  556. postman came, postman left, no ***ing cheque again

    yay. I hope Rudd gets boned up the candy by a big fat ladyboy

  557. lbigfella on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 12:23 pm
  558. still nothing – 4059

  559. jamie-lee on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 12:29 pm
  560. yup still no cheque here in 4670 either man why are we the last fukers to get it, everyone should bloody get it all at once

  561. nicki on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 12:45 pm
  562. we are still waiting here in muswellbrook 2333, but things are always a little slow out here in the sticks.

  563. still-waiting on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 2:09 pm
  564. They are saying if we ring this number they can tell us when our money will be processed, pity I am so broke I cant afford credit.
    anyone who rings keep us updated…
    .1300 686 636 is the number to call (ATO)

  565. still-waiting on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 2:11 pm
  566. no cheques in post for 2323 still waiting…
    I have also been checking my bank account and nothing in there either…

  567. Walter Y on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 3:22 pm
  568. Jody, i am normally a after recepient of any payment except this one. It wasn’t in my account last night at 2am when I finnished reading “The 7th Scroll” but it was there this am when I woke at 11am.. ps. I’ve seen people say they received it on Sunday..so forget all you were taught about when it will hit your account and just keep checking

  569. Kruddler! on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 3:38 pm
  570. Gratz on the money Walter~!!

  571. Ruddy Pain on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 3:38 pm
  572. Well all you guys can think of me while you spend your money.
    Through some stuff up last year I couldn’t do Etax – took about three weeks to find someone who could work out why. After years and years of tax returns some wise person had deleted my DOB. Had to send all sorts of stuff to Melbourne to prove my age but still had to do a manual return because they only update files once a year – just before end of financial year.
    Decided to check that I was in their system today and what do you know———— after hours on hold I appear to be all there but a payment has not been generated for me. They can’t tell me why…..only that they are being done in two phases ……..all the lucky buggers by 16 May and a second phase should pick up unlucky ones like me but her advice was RING ON 17 MAY TO MAKE SURE IT IS GOING TO PICK YOU UP.

  573. kyes on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 3:43 pm
  574. Hey all!! LOVE this website…..can share frustrations with most on here ;P I have been checking my bank account since the first payments were being received and nothing so far…TRENT I can definately see where you are coming from, my brother is currently unemployed and being wowsered around by centrelink. It’s not in any way a pleasant situation to be in or watch someone you love be in. Best of luck and hope you receive your payment soon :) *huggles*

  575. Jody on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 3:59 pm
  576. Hey Walter Y thanks!
    I know that my own bank electronically processes external payments 3 times a day: 9am, 11am and 2pm. I guess if there’s anything to ‘process’ it would turn up after any of these times.
    I just checked my account and got all excited! I thought I saw $900 but I have exactly $90! This sux and I really need my money right now as there is a long time until payday.
    There’s always tomorrow. And the day after that. And so on, and so on…

  577. nikstarqld4701 on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 4:26 pm
  578. well i arent getting the 900 to spend cz they DONT give it to u if u got full refund how pathetic if ya worked and did tax return u get money not suposenly didnt pay tax CZ I GOT FULL REFUND i frigging paid tax SHOULDNT matter if i got full refund my partner is getting it but still WAAAIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTIIIIINNNGGG and we did ours first thing

  579. Waced on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 4:57 pm
  580. Really? i thought regardles of getting a refund , if u payed tax u will recieve it…pls ease my minnndd!!!

  581. jacko on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 5:41 pm
  582. nope if you got everything you paid in tax back .then apparently they owe you nothing so you dont get anything. even if they kept a dollar of your tax then you get the bonus

  583. The bead lady on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 7:14 pm
  584. Hi still-waiting I’m from 2323 also and you guessed it I’m still waiting!

  585. So Sick OF WAITING on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 9:10 pm
  586. so sick of waiting for this ******* money

  587. Tax Advisor on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 9:13 pm
  588. Hey – we’ve worked out if you didn’t pay any tax in 2008 you don’t get the $900 bonus. But guess what – all you need to do is work out how much extra income you would have need to declare to have a tax liability of one lousy dollar – then you write to the ATO and say, “oops!, I forgot to put some income in from a part time job last year”. They will adjust your income and send out tax assessment notice that says you have to pay the ATO $1 as well as (by the 16th May) sending 900 big ones straight into your bank account. That’s $899 clear profit for about 5 minutes work – good moolah in anyone’s reckoning.

  589. theoretically on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 9:28 pm
  590. That tax advisor would be good for a person who was very close to the tax threshold, but for someone who is a thousand dollars away from it, they may end up owing one lousy dollar to the ato minus the 900 but have to pay tax first

  591. Stimulated on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 9:35 pm
  592. Well thankyou Mr. K Rudd!
    I got my $900 stimulus package today and it couldn’t have come at a better time! 2 days from now I will be heading to Thailand to spend this money.. Bring it on!! Woot-Woot!!
    Don’t worry ya’ll your’s will come soon if your entitled to it =)

  593. Tax Advisor on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 9:41 pm
  594. Theoretically – remember you only pay tax on the amount of income over the tax threshold – so if you bring your income up to the tax threshold, even if you’re “a thousand dollars away from it” you still only pay tax at 17% on the amount of income over the tax threshold. You have to work the numbers!

  595. Surfing Bludger on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 9:58 pm
  596. Cowabunga – GOT MY 900 smackeroonies today – I’m a surfing bludger who was on the dole for 10 months last year and worked for a couple of months – paid about 50 bucks tax I reckon. Ruddy’s a dead set legend – you can have the set waves any day Kev – another 900 smackers in August would be good too – I wanna go to Byron Bay

  597. tim on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 11:20 pm
  598. *makes Surfing Bludger eat his surfboard*

  599. Miss Daisy on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 8:05 am
  600. Hi, been following this thread out of curiosity & impatience.. and I just read that if you got all your tax back last year, you don’t receive the bonus? Is this true? I thought the $900 was going out to everyone who earned under $80,000 last year.

  601. Miss Daisy on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 8:12 am
  602. Oh wait.. never mind, I just went to the ATO website and it says nothing about not receiving it if you got all your tax back. Bless the rumours.

  603. Hannah on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 8:24 am
  604. 3025 absolutly nothing :-( !! Show me the money!!!

  605. where is it? on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 8:57 am
  606. miss daisy

    if you did get ALL your tax refunded ie you got back every cent you paid in tax you WILL NOT be recieving rudds 900, only people who PAID tax get it, if you got all yours back you didnt pay tax

  607. jamie-lee on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 9:15 am
  608. omg still waiting im wondering why we are almost last for god sake 4670 is bundaberg anyone else been done here yet??????????

  609. Garfar on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 9:25 am
  610. 3337 Still Nothing And Haven’t seen Anyone with the Money….The Clock is Ticking ……LoL

  611. Tony Paz on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 9:30 am
  612. Still waiting i NEED stimulation

  613. chris on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 9:37 am
  614. 2777 – nothing for chris! mum got it 3 weeks ago! really shouldn’t have spent like I had money to blow :s

  615. Garfar on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 9:47 am
  616. Maybe they are sending it out in order of Surname or maybe Tax file number????? Either way you will get it when you get it??? …He He He…
    We should of had it already !!!!! Dammmmm We had to Pay Extra Tax……
    Anyone Noticed alot of NSW AND QLD People have been Paid…Very few in Vic and SA.& Tas..LoL

    KRudd Is Ignoring 3337 :(

  617. Hannah on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 9:51 am
  618. Pay day is still 2 weeks away :-( 900 bucks would be perfect right now Mr Rudd … I voted for you … wheres my share of the dough.
    damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn

  619. Hannah on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 9:53 am
  620. P.s. Tax Advisor

    I think we all knew that if you didnt pay tax last year you wouldnt get the money

  621. Calin on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 10:01 am
  622. 2250 here and got mine thismorning.

    I think the part that is confusing people is the having a tax liability adjustment greater than NIL.

    If your unsure if you are getting the payment just drop the ATO a call, I did a few days ago as was unsure about if I was eligible or not as my tax affairs are not straight forward and was told I would get it and I did.

    Spoke with an operator within minutes of calling who was polite and helpfull too.

  623. Hannah on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 10:38 am
  624. THE A.T.O ARE ******* *****. TURNS OUT I DIDNT PAY ENOUGH TAX LAST YEAR TO RECIEVE THE PAYMENT!! WHAT THE HELL
    JUNKIES, PRISONERS, DOLE BLUDGERS AND PRICKS EARNING 80.000 BUCKS A YEAR HAVE BEEN GETTING HANDOUTS FROM LEFT RIGHT AND CENTRE, AND THE DECENT PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ARE REALLY STRUGGLING TO GET THROUGH THIS **** HOLE OF A LIFE DONT GET ONE ******* CENT!!!!! **** THE AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT YOU ******* ARSE HOLES! YOU HAVE LEFT THE LITTLE PEOPLE WITH NOTHING
    ROT IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  625. still-waiting on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 10:42 am
  626. I earnt $12,500 in income last year I receieved $2000 back in tax yet the tax office said I will get the bonus but said I only just qualified.
    you have to have earnt at least $11,000 last year to be eligible.
    2323 still waiting hurry up rudd we wanna spend IT !!!!!…..
    Bank account empty this morning Ill wait and see if mr postman can bring me any luck??

  627. Stephen on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 10:44 am
  628. Don’t hold back Hannah. Tell us wht you really mean. I find your post ambiguous and candyue. Lol.

    Seriously though…….lot’s of people missed out on the various payments. They should have just sent every Australian over 18 who is registered to vote a cheque for $500.

  629. Garfar on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 10:52 am
  630. WTG Hannah!!!!LoL I Agree With Stephen Everyone over 18 $500 Each Much easier and Fair Especially For the Aged Pensioners…They deserve it ….He He … Heard on Radio There Has Been a Increase in People Playing the Pokies …????? Yea!!! Spend In Australian Pubs and Clubs…..Doubt they will give any back in Payout :( ….

  631. bahbahblacksheep on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 12:02 pm
  632. Hannah on Wed, 29th

    Maybe if you WORKED more you would have received it, just proves you are not working much therefore it is for those paying tax, eg those who have worked that much, which you didnt. so calling people bludgers, so what do you do when your not working that much to pay tax, bludge?

  633. Monstinct* on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 12:12 pm
  634. Oh why oh why is this taking so long??? I’m in so much depth already and it’s unreasonable unfair that i must wait for my stimulus to pay off those dues! Can anyone answer this, if I or anyone who gets paid fortnightly will get it next week? (since we’ve been already been paid last week and nothing yet) So by next week will be the 6th week for the handouts is that right?

  635. sarah on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 1:16 pm
  636. i live in Naracoorte 5271 everyone has got there 900tax but i havn’t i put a tax in last year n the year before i got $315 tax back last year and i was wondering why i havnt got my 900 yet, can you help please.

  637. Jane on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 1:41 pm
  638. Still nothing here… 4670 Bundaberg. Noone I know has received it yet either! Oh well, it will come when it comes :)

  639. nikstarqld4701 on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 1:56 pm
  640. if u got all ur tax money back means u didnt pay tax same happened to me i go with simular to 500 to everyone over 18 but i reckon everyone who worked should get the 500 and frankly to me i did pay tax not my fault i got it all back cz of wat i earnt in one year is it true they may send ur cheques to the mob u did ya tax return with cz we moved interstate just wondering ???????????????????????

  641. Drongo on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 3:01 pm
  642. nothing for 4006……………hurry up RUDD!!!!!!!!!

  643. BOOHOOHOO on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 3:30 pm
  644. Wheres mine I want it now. Im despret, i need it now. I have lots of bills, I can’t cope Im going to hav a mjor meltdown if i dont get mine now, so boo hoo hoo, cry sook winge wine, wheres mine, its not fair, did you hear me mr rudd? oh your not even heer, well thats mean of you, you shoud be here listening to me winge and wine and sook and rant, it doesnt matter if you have to run the country i want you to come listen to my poor candy sob story that wil make me feel better yes it will, did you here me now, i need it now, i cant possibly go on, if i dont get it now i think i will just have to go throw myself off a tal building becoz im so desprat im so needy yes poor me, i hav it so hard, its your fult that i have bills not mine just coz im too lazy to go to werk and im a poor strugglin uni student who chose not to get a job or im a poor singel mum with 100 kids to get fed, no not my fault at all, its your fult mr rudd shame on you!

  645. still-waiting on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 3:42 pm
  646. It will go where your tax went last year (unless you changed it with the ato before march this year)
    I did my tax the first week of july and I have yet to see anything in my bank or via the mail.
    maybe those who did there tax first will be last???
    Im ringing the tax office tomorrow to say WTF???
    I need some stimulation…. (laughs)…

  647. still-waiting on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 3:50 pm
  648. they should have got centrelink to pay it as we would have had it by now.
    I agree on the $500 to everyone over 18.
    Tax man quick to demand cash owed to them but bloody slow to give it back..

  649. Hannah on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 4:33 pm
  650. Stephen … youve got the right thinking … ill vote for you :-P

  651. bahbahblacksheep on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 4:51 pm
  652. Author: HannahComment:bahbahblacksheep excuse your think you know it all candy! Some of us have disabilitys which means we PHYSICALLY cant work as much as “normal people” think twice before you DARE call some one a dole bludger

    SO STOP WINGING YOU DIDN’T GET THE MONEY. ITS FOR ‘TAX PAYERS’ YOU DIDN’T PAY TAX- SO YOU DON’T GET IT. SURELY YOUR DISABILITY ISN’T INTELLECTUAL

    YOU GOT A PAYMENT LAST TIME . NOT EVERYTHING THATS GOING ABOUT, NOT EVERY PAYMENT HAS THE WORD HANNAH ON IT JUST CUZ UR DISABLED

  653. still-waiting on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 6:21 pm
  654. The payment has “still waiting” written on it !!! Hannah’s getting O….

  655. Deb on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 7:44 pm
  656. Hello, I am hoping somone can help me with my enquiry. I am Australian and was travelling back and fourth overseas in 2007/08, but was considered to still be an Australian resident and lodged tax forms for the last 2 years. Am I entitled to this money or do I miss out? I am little confused on how it works. Any assistance would be appreciated. Thanks

  657. Dave on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 8:00 pm
  658. any 1 had it from post code 3156 vic ?

  659. still not get it on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 9:03 pm
  660. What number to call the ATO please?

  661. LOOT on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 9:32 pm
  662. rang accountant today and got told husband will get payment after they recieve cheque from a.t.o.them they will write one out…hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    HOW MUCH INTEREST ARE THE ACCOUNTANTS MAKING!!
    ???????????????

  663. Jason on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 9:48 pm
  664. not from 3156 yet! i need it now! lol

  665. mona on Thu, 30th Apr 2009 1:20 am
  666. a stimulation haiku. by mona.

    waiting for ever.
    stimulated i am not.
    check my bank again.

    yep im bored.

  667. Rachel on Thu, 30th Apr 2009 9:37 am
  668. Hey just to let everyone know if you have moved house and you haven’t changed your address before the payments were made the cheque may have been sent there as I have just found out that’s happened to me. My payment was sent out on the 14th and I was getting worried so I just rang today and they informed me that even though I got my tax back last year in my account my tax agent received my tax in a cheque then put it into my account so the ATO didn’t have my account details so they sent it in a cheque and I don’t live there anymore so they issued me another cheque to my new address. If I hadn’t called(thanks to this Site and all the updates from other people) I wouldn’t have got it for ages. They said it will arrive in the next 14 days. So I just wanted to let everyone know just in case.

  669. kim rudd on Thu, 30th Apr 2009 9:45 am
  670. 4211 got stimulated today, thanks uncle kevin.

  671. Drongo on Thu, 30th Apr 2009 10:12 am
  672. still nothing for 4006. next monday will be 4 weeks. not looking good rudd…

  673. sprigs on Thu, 30th Apr 2009 12:01 pm
  674. got paid today 3171, last name starts with ‘P’, lodge my return last minute (oct/08)

  675. Hughy on Thu, 30th Apr 2009 12:17 pm
  676. I live in Prahran 3181 in vic, I’m a student. i work one day a week. i’m broke. and i don’t have a cent from the government yet. I think its a stupid idea because every cent the government pays us, is borrowed at interest; which means my kids will have to pay it back at a crazy inflation. But I still want my $900 for my own selfish reasons.

  677. jamie-lee on Thu, 30th Apr 2009 1:13 pm
  678. still nothing for 4670…. but u did 4680 how much does that suck hurry up

  679. Amo on Thu, 30th Apr 2009 1:33 pm
  680. Hey guys. i know how much you want you money. i need it really bad asmy sons birthday is next month. So i wish to god that it would hurry up. i know people in bundaberg 4670 whom have recieve there payments. but what about the rest off us. Somebody needs to wake up and relise there is more than a couple of people here. anyway cheers

  681. still-waiting on Thu, 30th Apr 2009 2:20 pm
  682. Still no bonus in 2323 I will ring the tax office very soon.

  683. still-waiting on Thu, 30th Apr 2009 3:36 pm
  684. I have just rang the tax office and they have told me my payment will be in my bank account within days that it has recently been released from the tax office…
    WHOOHOO 2323 finally gets stimulated….
    ring the tax office and they will tell you if it is due for release and where it will be paid.
    1300686636
    call them on the number above and have your tax file number handy..

  685. still-waiting on Thu, 30th Apr 2009 3:44 pm
  686. The bead lady from 2323
    Its our turn to recieve the goodies from Krudd… ring the tax office as they can tell you if it has been released and where it will be sent.
    2323 lets go shopping ………………………………………………………

  687. Garfar on Thu, 30th Apr 2009 5:15 pm
  688. WOOT! I GOT STIMULATED TODAY P/C 3337 Came From Our Tax Agent So If you Done ur tax with a agent give em a ring they Have ur Cheque if you havent Used the Direct Deposit Method……….Off On Holiday Now ……………Dreamworld here we come Yippppeeeee

  689. The bead lady on Thu, 30th Apr 2009 6:37 pm
  690. Hi still-waiting I did ring the ATO today and they told me the same thing – but maybe early next week depending on your bank – here’s hoping it will be before the weekend. Thanks for the info. Stockland Green Hills here we come.

  691. loot on Thu, 30th Apr 2009 8:11 pm
  692. nothing for 3825

  693. matt on Thu, 30th Apr 2009 8:12 pm
  694. yay, got it today. 7320.

  695. Tara on Thu, 30th Apr 2009 11:10 pm
  696. My cousin has always wanted a Bengal cat to help chase the snakes off her property, but they’re pricey. So now she has it. It’s name is Kevin.

    Elwood 3184. Nuttin!

  697. Lola on Thu, 30th Apr 2009 11:40 pm
  698. Drongo – I’m in 4006 as well and I haven’t been stimulated yet either :\

  699. Anonymous on Fri, 1st May 2009 6:46 am
  700. 2444 got it today woot, happy now

  701. jaik on Fri, 1st May 2009 7:36 am
  702. I don’t get it. My postcode has been drawn and nothing. Tax return’s done, WELL under $100k, and Zip? No one to answer questions until mid next month.

  703. Dave on Fri, 1st May 2009 8:41 am
  704. 3156 says its been stimulated….still no cheque in the mail :(

  705. still-waiting on Fri, 1st May 2009 9:05 am
  706. Jaik ring them and they can tell you if it has been processed and where it will be sent.
    1300 686 636
    Just hold the line and wait for the operator.

  707. amo on Fri, 1st May 2009 10:15 am
  708. just got off the phone to ato and they are still yet to process 4670.

  709. jamie-lee on Fri, 1st May 2009 10:18 am
  710. man that sux why are we last 4670…………………….

  711. Mell on Fri, 1st May 2009 11:19 am
  712. Still waiting for my stimulus. wondering if anyone has got it who lives in 2142 or 2160.???? Thank you. : )

  713. Luke on Fri, 1st May 2009 11:24 am
  714. Hrmm.. yeah still nothing here either… im at 3044 I know plenty of people in the area who have it lol.. why not me? I know i didnt get all my tax back.. Haha whole family is waiting here for this illustrious $900. :P

  715. Drongo on Fri, 1st May 2009 1:20 pm
  716. Lola – it sucks! hurry up for 4006!

    we want our MONEY!

  717. Michelle on Fri, 1st May 2009 2:07 pm
  718. I was just wondering exactly how much do we get. I get family a & b but also put in a tax return. be it a little one but i on all the same. I have got the payment from centrelink. do i still get one from the tax as well. and what the back to school bonus. do i get that as well. its all too confusing for my liking.

  719. still-waiting on Fri, 1st May 2009 3:05 pm
  720. $900 in my bank account today.
    post code 2323

  721. kim rudd on Fri, 1st May 2009 3:43 pm
  722. way to go still waiting, glad you finally have your money. cheers kim

  723. Dave on Fri, 1st May 2009 5:47 pm
  724. okay

    my notice of assessment says this

    Actual amount payable – 2139.90dr

    so i have to pay back tax only cause on money i had in the bank that gained interest

    does this mean i wont get my 900 ?

    i paid $9300 in tax on earnings and earned $50,000 for the year

    please help

  725. ways to spend your cash on Fri, 1st May 2009 6:26 pm
  726. still waiting

  727. ways to spend your cash on Fri, 1st May 2009 6:26 pm
  728. i will be posting obsene comments till i get my muthafucking 900 bucks

  729. The bead lady on Fri, 1st May 2009 9:29 pm
  730. $900 in my bank account this morning. 2323.

  731. Holly on Sat, 2nd May 2009 11:21 pm
  732. Still not stimulated here :( I used to live at 4120 at tax time and now live at 4122 got so excited when 4122 was paid then looked at bank :( and realized we technically are 4120 damn it.

  733. anonnnny on Sun, 3rd May 2009 2:28 pm
  734. my sister my mother and i have been stimulated!! 3155 yeeeahh

  735. AnnoyedAtTheAngrys on Sun, 3rd May 2009 8:19 pm
  736. Hello all, Im still waiting, waiting also :) Its all a bit exciting to be getting a freebie from the govt. considering I never thought I’d see such a spectacle in my lifetime!! Lol, just felt like ranting to a few of the above i.e. Greedy, Homer Simpson and so forth who have come in and told everyone to settle down, chill out and be patient. Okay, yes I agree this isn’t a hand out, its to stimulate the economy so the govt. isn’t giving money to help anyone but themselves, but have any of you considered that some people maybe a bit more desperate for the money because of loss of jobs to due the recession?? Im lucky with my job, that as a nurse, Im still needed. However, I know a few of my nursing colleagues partners have now lost their jobs because of the recession and employers trying to make a profit by cutting back workers, and evidently these people are jobless, gone down to single income families with 3 kids, a mortgage, ever increasing bills and ever falling savings, and DEPRESSION!! Maybe some of you here need a heart and to get with the program… so just a note, if you see or hear someone having a down moment because of the financial situation, give them an ear to listen and a shoulder to lean on, and dont tell them to be patient and get over it, it may well be the last thing you’ll say to them and they ever hear. Think about it people!!

  737. where d hell is ma 900 on Mon, 4th May 2009 12:51 am
  738. is 3132 has been stimulated yet???anyone plzzz

  739. Truth Bomb on Mon, 4th May 2009 1:08 am
  740. @ AnnoyedAtTheAngrys. You do realise this isn’t a freebie right? This is mortgaging our grandchildren’s futures. You also realise that this money could serve a far better purpose like, oh I don’t know, actually creating jobs? Australian’s have had it far too good for far too long living beyond their means using debt because they were able to. Unfortunately some people failed to plan to actually support their own ends like that new HSV or flat screen TV. Worst idea a government has ever had. Taking money out of the economy to put it back in; seeing as most people are going to pay off debt or buy foreign goods it won’t help at all. If the depressed people here -really- can’t wait for the $900 in the next 12 days, I feel the worst is yet to come for you in this lifetime. In other words, be patient and get over it.

    Alas, I’ll be spening my stimulus on a LCD TV or perhaps a motorbike. =)

  741. Stephen on Mon, 4th May 2009 6:32 am
  742. Truth Bomb, you do realise you are just spewing Liberal Party propganda? Is it straight from a news release or can you channel idiots and Malcolm Turnbull?

    Forget the sound bites and affronted indignation. Our “children and grandchildren” would be paying for something or other anyway. If the Libs had been in an done bugger all, the price would have been more unemplyment and the decades of social fracture and poverty that would have ensued.

    Times like these MOST Australians pull together and try to help others as we can. Others (like Turnbull and your good self) just sit on the sidelines and whine and moan about hypothetical possibilities.

  743. Jody on Mon, 4th May 2009 8:16 am
  744. We got ours this morning! Monday 8am it was there in my account. Postcode Balwyn VIC 3103. They are obviously paying 7 days a week as it wasn’t in the account yesterday.
    As for us, we are saving ours for the future. My husband’s work has just lost a major client and he was employed to work with them! He lost his last job to the financial crisis last Nov and was luckily re-employed within 48 hours on a better salary. We have learnt our lesson and are now very frugal with the savings! You really do need to have them!
    Feeling happy that the wait is over! Good luck to you all during these tough times! :)

  745. Andrew on Mon, 4th May 2009 11:59 am
  746. I live in 3023 and still havent got my stimulas? neither has any family members! and this site says my area has been stimulated… should it be soon then?

  747. Bee on Mon, 4th May 2009 12:10 pm
  748. I am still waiting at 4022, my partner’s got his two weeks ago and I still haven’t receive mine. what the???.
    Sick of waiting really.

  749. Kruddler! on Mon, 4th May 2009 12:14 pm
  750. Hey Andrew..I have no idea! I just report what people send me.

    I haven’t got my money either…

  751. AliSin on Mon, 4th May 2009 2:00 pm
  752. Hey guys im in 4825 and people around me have recieved thier stimulation and I have yet to recieve mine. Im relieved to know that still there are a lot of us who havent recieved it yet from postcodes that have been paid. I was under the understanding that we are to recieve our payments the same way we recieved our tax payments last year but i was told by my accountants that I will be recieving a cheque even though I put mine in via bank deposit. This is confusing as. It would be nice NOT to miss out seeing as a lot of people who never worked but paid tax out of thier centrelink payments gets it. I know it sounds rude an selfish but what the hell, it just does not seem plausible. Im a 2nd year apprentice and i miss out on the training payments because even though I earn really **** house money, I still earn too much to get centrelink payments. Its absolute horse ****. Im glad to be recieving the 900 if i get it at all!

  753. Truth Bomb on Mon, 4th May 2009 2:49 pm
  754. @ Stephen. I never illustrated any of my party preferences and my post has nothing to do with it. Take an economics class mate. It’s been a while but this sort of stuff is covered in Economics in year 12 and its very basic macro economics.

    What -is- interesting to note in terms of party propaganda, that you would learn in economics, is that every slump or recession in Australian economic growth is met with a budget deficit and a Labor government in charge. Not taking sides here buddy, and it seems like you’re the one taking a hypothetical stance here by judging what a Liberal government would do. You call it ‘pulling together’ I’m afraid it’s more like the blind leading the blind. I love your optimism though. Isn’t using borrowed money fun!

  755. AnnoyedAtTheAngrys on Mon, 4th May 2009 3:19 pm
  756. Thank you Stephen, all truth, if our children have to pay for this, how about what they have to pay for with the impending unemployement levels to increase, value of the dollar null and void, increase in diseases and death etc.
    Hey “Truth Bomb” I respect your opinion, and all I can come back with is, no shize sherlock! Im fully aware of how much I will endure in the future, let alone my children, and their children and so forth having to pay back what we’ve been given. But ditto what Stephen said, the pay back in the future is going to be more than just increased mortgages to pay back the 900, and really, what we’re heading for, we won’t even notice the payback effect. Mind you, if your going to nancy yourself with just lame Liberal retorts and not look at the real picture – i.e. the world in which we live in now, then honestly if everyone thought like that, we won’t have to worry about paying back in the future because we won’t have one to live in. Now I hate being all ‘doom and gloom’ and Im really not fussed when I get the 900, so my patience is still working :D
    I hate both the Libs and Labour and what they have both done to the country, but atleast the current govt. is being a bit more proactive and though its not a long term plan, far from, however it does give a bit of hope. So quit shooting everyone down because they’re just a bit excited to be getting this from the govt. I mean, if you’re so against it, how about you donate your 900 it to charity or something so you feel its done some good somewhere and you don’t have to spend it in guilt. Or are you not actually getting it and you’re angry about it?? Either way, maybe you should just deal with it and stop trying to kill everyone else’s joy.

  757. nick on Mon, 4th May 2009 3:30 pm
  758. ok today 2 of my brothers got a cheque in the mail.
    me, nothing. I was taxed last year and lodged my tax return and earnt less than 80,000. so why havnt i got it?

  759. nick on Mon, 4th May 2009 3:32 pm
  760. ps i got all my tax back…sum ppl say that menas im not eligible?

  761. Stephen on Mon, 4th May 2009 3:36 pm
  762. Oh God, Truth Bomb. That post was just Liberal Party Drivel. Labor comes in and a recession occurs? Oh Pleeeease. You have been reading too much Albrechtsen and Akerman.

  763. had enough on Mon, 4th May 2009 4:04 pm
  764. Hey stephen you PENIShead. why dont you actually pay attention to the facts and history about the party you so lovingly support. It is not liberal drivel its called reality and truth

  765. tbone on Mon, 4th May 2009 4:34 pm
  766. guy 1 street away from me in the same postcode got his cheque last friday. 6101. WTH???

  767. Dave on Mon, 4th May 2009 5:21 pm
  768. 3156 still waintin…mate just around the corner got his last week and my partner got hers start of april….wtf u say ?

  769. Stephen on Mon, 4th May 2009 6:18 pm
  770. Hey had enough…settle down there. You will need to maintain that rage for the next 7 years plus. Don’t burn out too early.

  771. almost stimulated on Mon, 4th May 2009 6:19 pm
  772. 6066 cheques in the mail

  773. had enough on Mon, 4th May 2009 6:23 pm
  774. sorry stephen my language was ott but you have your opinion and I have my facts

  775. Stu on Mon, 4th May 2009 9:11 pm
  776. Hope it comes soon ‘cos the BCC wants 2/3 of it on the 15TH for the rates and the Electricity people want the balance. LMFAO. stu

  777. Katie Byard on Mon, 4th May 2009 11:27 pm
  778. Hey there, Im from Adelaide south aust postcode 5016 and i havnt received my $900.00 yet, yet my other half has. I should get it straight into my account :( Im beginning to wonder if im going to be the only one left in Adelaide that wont receive it :(

  779. Edward on Tue, 5th May 2009 12:31 am
  780. I’m from Adelaide, postcode 5006 too. My friends from this area had already got theirs few weeks ago, yet, I’m still waiting for mine. :(

  781. Stu on Tue, 5th May 2009 6:28 am
  782. Got it 4053. Great website eh! one comment and bingo.

  783. Lesley on Tue, 5th May 2009 6:30 am
  784. Everyone in my stinking house got theirs but not me :( Poo i say – poo …postcode4570

  785. Allen on Tue, 5th May 2009 9:00 am
  786. just got mine postcode 6059 :D thanks mr rudd

  787. tycen on Tue, 5th May 2009 11:44 am
  788. 6168 here and still waiting, me old girl got hers n people around me any suggestions ??

  789. Anonymous on Tue, 5th May 2009 1:32 pm
  790. ???

  791. Sean on Tue, 5th May 2009 2:54 pm
  792. Postcode 4164 havn’t gotten squat I know of 3 people in the same suburb who have got there payment, I rang ato to check if I am eligible, which I am, but still zip, WTF

  793. AliSin on Tue, 5th May 2009 6:05 pm
  794. krudd lives up to his nickname. Im not recieving the 900 after all the wait. Turns out I got all my tax back so Im not eligible. I miss out on the training payments and because I worked in remote areas last year I got my tax back. My cousin who isnt on the dole recieved his cheque thanks to Krudd for doing nothing the last year. Seriously way to go for the government for missing out on a whole lot of people to pass it through without taking a thought for those australians that work. I was getting 900 a fortnight on the single parent pension and decided to work for 300 dollars more a fortnight and its ****** me right in the candy. I shouldve stayed on the centrelink payments! I know im distgruntled but I have made so many sacrfices to have a job that it discourages me from working at all. I could be spending time with my daughter instead of living in a town 1600ks away to earn a living. Im not living even. The $900 probably wouldnt have made a lick of difference to how I view my current situation but I am disappointed that Im working my candy off so some ( im not going to put the dole bludger stereotype in – old aged pensioners deserve a bigger break than any of us) ’surfing bludger’ or ’stoner’ can sit on thier candy and reap the benefits of me working. **** you Kevin Rudd, you are the biggest douchebag out, I hope that your oversight will come back to bite you in the candy – thats why I never voted for you, you brown nosing germ. Way to go.

  795. Zag on Tue, 5th May 2009 9:21 pm
  796. If you haven’t gotten the 900 yet I’d say ring the ato and ask them what is going on and check your details fully that is, bank account address making sure you get the letter posted to your address not a tax agent etc.

    Other wise waiting around thinking your going to get will probably just leave you with ringing up on the 17th saying WTF is going on with this money?

    As for the people saying this is a gift etc, BS. I didn’t ask the Gov to chuck 40 billion of debt onto everyone and those people who really think their grand kids are going to be paying your tax debt you got now, lol you’ll be paying it off within years with extra taxes and current taxes raised just so the gov can make ends meet.

    SOme people are saying this $900 bonus will be paid off in 6 years at current tax rates, but they’ll jump up soon to pay everything off quick.

  797. gizmo on Wed, 6th May 2009 12:27 am
  798. my tax is paid to my accountant and he deducts the fees then sends me the rest of the refund – does that mean he’s got my stimulus payment?

  799. belly on Wed, 6th May 2009 8:21 am
  800. finally got mine this morning…post code 3516 out in the victorian country. Thanks krudd

  801. Anonymous on Wed, 6th May 2009 10:32 am
  802. if you earnt under 11 thousand then your not eligable.. im in 5253 still nothing

  803. jamie-lee on Wed, 6th May 2009 10:38 am
  804. lol its if you earnt over 80,000 ya dont get nothing not if u earnt under 11 thousand geez ppl piss me off read the home page it tells you if ya ganna get ya money or not or even better just ring up

  805. almost stimulated on Wed, 6th May 2009 2:12 pm
  806. 6066 has been stimulated

  807. SUJAN GYAWALI on Wed, 6th May 2009 10:13 pm
  808. I HAV BEEN WAITIN TILL TODAY BUT I HAVENT GOT ANY SYMPTONS YET WHY DOES THIS HAPPENS TO ME CUZ ALMOST ALL MY FRENS GOT THE MONEY …WHY ME???
    SUJAN SYDNEY

  809. tbone on Wed, 6th May 2009 11:24 pm
  810. what a welcome surprise after work … got my stimulant via eft at last 6101 on the list.

  811. slim49 on Thu, 7th May 2009 8:20 am
  812. waiting for stimulus 900
    Warwick qld 4370
    no one in Warwick that i know has it yet
    Me and the people i work with are starting to get worried
    we feel forgotten we know that toowooba has got theres
    and areas in the toowoomba shire
    i think they are being distributed by shires

  813. Calvin Jay on Thu, 7th May 2009 10:20 am
  814. Hi, i still have recieved my payment…starting to worry

    any1 know if postcode 2216, nsw, sydney, brighton le sands

    has recieved theirs?

    thanks

  815. ben on Thu, 7th May 2009 4:21 pm
  816. well every one i no has got there money and i haven got mine yet it would be nice to know when i going to get grrrrrrr hurry upp

  817. Mystery Person on Thu, 7th May 2009 5:28 pm
  818. Ben….I know the feeling, My parents, My brothers, My in-laws AND their partners ALL have it…Bar me and my partner :(

  819. Sarah on Fri, 8th May 2009 8:48 am
  820. If you want to know your eligibilty for sure go to:
    http://ato.gov.au/corporate/content.asp?doc=/content/00178930.htm&page=2&H2

    Having said that I live in 4301, my husband got his last week into the bank letter arrived a few days later. Me…nothing. We have the same last name and live at the same address so how is it this is going my postcode?!?! I am in the forgottem mass. If I fot the $950 for my daughter who is in school do I not get this…does anyone really know what the hell is going on!!!

    Impatient and frustrated

  821. kim rudd on Fri, 8th May 2009 8:57 am
  822. hello sarah, if you paid tax last year and did not get it all back when you did your tax. then you will get your 900 from k rudd, if you got back all your tax, then you will not get it and if you didnt work and pay tax, then you will not get it. hope this helps.

  823. Sarah on Fri, 8th May 2009 9:40 am
  824. I did not get all my tax back, done the test on the link and showing that i am elligbile. What I can’t understand is how my husband had got his and I haven’t got mine. My family in 4311 at same address got theirs all on the same day.

  825. Anonymous on Fri, 8th May 2009 3:27 pm
  826. got to peeeve a persdon off hey sarah. my neighbours husband got his and she hasnt got hers yet. he got his about 10 days ago, well dont worry they only have another week to have it all finished so you will get within 7 days now. cheers kim

  827. Sarah on Fri, 8th May 2009 3:37 pm
  828. i bloody hope so, My brother is getting married in Cairns on the 16th and without my stimulus I will be spending 5 days in my hotel room eating the complementary crackers. Have a great weekend guys!!!

  829. slim49 on Sat, 9th May 2009 3:29 am
  830. a lot of Warwick people have got there’s 4370 Qld
    nothing for me yet, like everyone i wonder if its coming or \
    not. but Ive met just as many who say they haven’t been paid yet
    i think im last on the list
    single people always come last

  831. pretty happy on Sat, 9th May 2009 6:59 am
  832. got my stimulus on wensday and got offered a new job 3 hours later was a good stimulus for me.

    start work next week so im cheering….

    had a couple of months of unemployment due to losing my job so couldnt have come at a better time as who knows how i was going to pay the next lot of bills besides rudds handout.

    least now ican stimulate the economy and pay my bills

  833. Lyn on Sat, 9th May 2009 3:49 pm
  834. Still no stimulus money for me yet. Nearly everyone in my town has it but I don’t and I think I know of maybe 2 others who haven’t. I so have no idea how they are figuring this. My partner got his weeks ago.

  835. m sinclair on Sat, 9th May 2009 6:17 pm
  836. Havent recieved Anything I BET i AM THE VERY LAST!!

  837. Stevie-Lea on Sat, 9th May 2009 9:27 pm
  838. Well, im gettin quite sick of waitin to see if im eligible for this damn payment, i paid tax and got most back….. I think people who are receiving now should shut up and be thankful for getting it. I haven’t received one cent yet and i probably wont get it, i check almost everyday too see if i receive it through the mail….. Im in the Atherton Tablelands 4887…

    All the backpacker and Aboriginals received the payments first and 90% of em dont even work. What’s wrong with ya Kev…. Pay the people who actually work first, not the stolen generation!!!!!!

  839. slim49 on Sun, 10th May 2009 5:44 am
  840. everyone in Warwick has got the $900 except me, Ive got the same post code as a Warwick but im 30 klics away 4730 Patten qld
    i don’t know anybody in this town that’s been paid yet but i don’t know people here that well. hoping for Monday morning don’t think they pay on weekends.
    spending mine on a treadmill

  841. M.Cooper on Sun, 10th May 2009 9:16 am
  842. Well, I havent got my stimulation either,but my postcode is on the paid list.
    I am just one of those, well, who cares about me, I served the community most of my life,was abandoned by my parents,my ex- husband deceived me and I have holes in my underclothes and the sole fell off my shoe yesterday when I was out buying food!!!
    Nothing left over for anything else.Where is my money Rudd?
    You dont know how we srtuggle out here.
    I need food in my freezer, shoes on my feet and a little cheering up!
    Everything goes up,up,up,up!!!!
    But my wages don’t !!!!!!!

    You need to research good people like me that never get a mention on media or in the budget.
    I am sick in my stomach waiting.This is wrong to feel this way.
    At least explain why the eligibles don’t have thier’s yet ,as a common courtesy and stop toying with peoples feelings

  843. doc on Sun, 10th May 2009 11:18 am
  844. # Stevie-Lea what wrong are you ***

  845. slim49 on Mon, 11th May 2009 4:23 am
  846. no money yet
    i dont really need the $900 but it would be nice
    im not rich at all but i live a happy life
    most people at my work have been paid
    4361

  847. Zag on Mon, 11th May 2009 6:19 am
  848. Anyone that’s meant to get it should get it.

    Need to ring up ATO, Banks, Tax Agents to get it back.

    Even if a Tax Agent has been sent it and they cash the money they should send it to out and you can still get it back, but it’s a long process.

    The reason why is that if your meant to get it you should try and get it as you’ll be paying that money back anyway, I’d feel ripped off if I knew I was meant to get $900 from the giv and then told oh and BTW we’ll just take that $900 chuck back out of your tax return this year even if you never got it.

  849. Sarah on Mon, 11th May 2009 7:49 am
  850. still nothing this is bull****. Does anyone actually know what is going on. Can we even call the ATO before the 16th or will they just fog us off. I have two days of hoping for the postal fairy. My father has paid for my flights to Cairns for my brothers wedding on Saturday ( we fly out Wednesday) and my money is to pay for the hotel….oh this sucks. My husband got his weeks ago, what is this postcode crap about….aaargh!!!

  851. Sarah on Mon, 11th May 2009 8:14 am
  852. Okay. I just called this number 1300 686 636 if you ignore all the ‘where not taking calls till after the 16th May’ and go through to the operator they will tell you definately if you are elligible and if your payment has been sent out when it was sent out. They just did it for me. Give it a go!!!

  853. Phil on Mon, 11th May 2009 10:10 am
  854. Nowhere on the ATO site does it say anything about not getting the $900 if all the tax was refunded. That’s the only reason I submitted my tax-return. The eligibility is worded in such a way that people like myself are eligible

  855. Anonymous on Mon, 11th May 2009 10:13 am
  856. call that 1300 686 636 with your tax file number and they will tell you if you are getting it….for sure

  857. Phil on Mon, 11th May 2009 10:15 am
  858. Actually, just realised I’m wrong

  859. Anonymous on Mon, 11th May 2009 10:15 am
  860. is it good news

  861. FU-KRUDD on Mon, 11th May 2009 11:07 am
  862. Just called the call center – 1300 686 636.

    Was told I am not receiving the stimulus package because I did not pay tax. My income at the time (07/08) was around $8000 and my tax refund was only $82. You need to have paid tax or have earnt above approx $11,000 to be eligible.

    ********!!!!

  863. Ted on Mon, 11th May 2009 11:22 am
  864. I called the hotline and they told me they sent it to the wrong address (despite the fact that I called to change it a month ago)… they said that they are now re-issuing the cheque and it should be in my hands in 4 – 14 business days. No word on why my wife’s cheque has apparently been sent to our accountant. Something tells me the ATO weren’t equipped to run a bonus like this…

  865. Todd on Mon, 11th May 2009 11:36 am
  866. Ya mum’s not equipped…

  867. Ato = cunts on Mon, 11th May 2009 12:22 pm
  868. *** the ato .. didnt get the bonus under by -50 *****…………………

  869. dimebag_244 on Mon, 11th May 2009 12:43 pm
  870. I got mine today!!!!!! Beer o’clock

  871. slim49 on Tue, 12th May 2009 3:22 am
  872. havent got it yet im going to ring them today, everyone i know has there money
    i got the feeling that they put it in a old commonwealth bank account
    that im disputing
    now the cba might have my money and they wont give it back easy.
    if ato has stuff it up im hoping they can fix it.
    wont know till today
    good luck everyone

  873. hela on Tue, 12th May 2009 8:17 am
  874. me and my boyfriend still havent received our money yet..how do i find out when ill be getting it.

  875. leanne on Tue, 12th May 2009 8:31 am
  876. I am still waiting. Rang the hotline number 1 week ago and was told that my cheque is there waiting to be deposited. They must be waiting to put mine in last…..I need it now!!!

  877. Tam Taylor on Tue, 12th May 2009 8:50 am
  878. Haven’t got mine yet either. I’m always last for these things :(

  879. jeremy guest-smith on Tue, 12th May 2009 11:17 am
  880. Ok, heres some light on the situation, I havent recieved payment yet, so I did some investigqating and realised, even though my refund was an eft… has been sent to my tax accountant in the form of a cheque, which has not been given to me.. slac kers!! So if you want, you can call the tax ofice and update your details, and cancel the cheque sent to your accountant, which as I am overseas works good for me.. (fosters beer is better here too ) and you should be happier to the sum of $900… i wonder how many tax consultants are holding back our money…. hope this helps..

  881. blair on Tue, 12th May 2009 1:33 pm
  882. post code 6081 still waiting?

  883. slim49 on Tue, 12th May 2009 3:39 pm
  884. Tuesday afternoon 3.30 i just rang the ato ignored the‘where not taking calls till after the 16th May’
    she told me im eligible and the money was sent yesterday by cheque and will be delivered by Friday
    even though i did my own tax and it was deposited in to my bank by ato
    she didnt say why ,when i questioned her
    im just glad to hear its coming in the mail
    my bank will cash it straight away
    good luck and ring the ******** dont worry about the crap automation i only had to wait 2min on the phone
    bying tredmill as soon as i can
    thankyou those people who told to ring
    have tax file number with you and youll be right
    see yas

  885. TightArseTerry on Tue, 12th May 2009 8:12 pm
  886. Is there any credibility, to the claim that eligibility for the $900 was set at the minimum wage of $11 000 PA?

    Haven’t been paid.

  887. jibs on Wed, 13th May 2009 10:15 pm
  888. Is a Refund Notice the same as a Notice of Assessment? Because I got a refund notice..

  889. slim49 on Thu, 14th May 2009 8:09 am
  890. got mine and got my tredmill
    very happy

  891. Andrea on Thu, 14th May 2009 12:56 pm
  892. this is so crap- how come i dont get the money because i didnt earn enough!!! its not my fault i had uni and a crapy job that didnt pay well, just coz i got alll my tax back, and i didnt even make any claims its coz i get paid so low, now i dont get any money.

    this seriously doesnt make sense

  893. Joyce on Thu, 14th May 2009 6:59 pm
  894. Damn, it’s 15th of May and i still haven’t got my tax bonus!!! is the postcode referring to where you APPLIED your tax file number, or where you you NOW STAYING? I claimed my tax back in July last year. omg this is so frustrating, my bf didn’t even claim his tax back and he got his payment already, lucky centrelink bummmm

  895. paul quin on Fri, 15th May 2009 12:17 pm
  896. what if i changed address since i did my tax retun

  897. Pissed off on Fri, 15th May 2009 5:50 pm
  898. Ok, I originally thought I would get the student one, but since my family aren’t tax evaders and are honest they go over the threshold for Aus Study, so I couldn’t get a centrelink payment (we were over by like $1000 or something ridiculous), which is why I don’t get the full-time student payment, even though I am a full-time student and part time worker. And since I only work part-time I apparently don’t qualify (I have heard people talking about hours and amounts $$) for the tax bonus. So because I am middle class and am not a doll bludger, I don’t get anything. ********.

  899. Pissed off on Fri, 15th May 2009 6:13 pm
  900. Rung the tax office just then and they reckon since they take B from G and get $0 i dont qualify or some ********.

  901. Pissed off too on Sat, 16th May 2009 12:13 pm
  902. Pissed off: I’m a full time uni student, who had a part time job over the past year…but just like you, since I didn’t make enough to pay tax, and since my parents are over the threshold, I don’t qualify for either the tax bonus nor the $950 teaching and learning bonus. Its not fair…people who already get something from the government are getting several goes at it, while people like you and I get bugger all. The money’s missing the people who need it the most…seriously, great work Labour.

    Despite me not paying tax over the past year, it still ***** me to tears to think that after I graduate from uni at the end of this year and move into full time work, my taxes will be paying for this. Thankfully, it seems the third stimulus package is going to be spent on infrastructure, rather than handouts…even if it is mostly only in the capital cities…at least its something that everyone can benefit from, unlike stupid handouts.

  903. carol crowhurst on Sat, 16th May 2009 4:21 pm
  904. worked 07 and 08 still working handed in tax form, not entitled to any money due to the way the taxation office work it out. Should just go on welfare, don’t bother to get out of bed, don’t pay tax and get a bloody hand out for doing nothing.

  905. goofy on Sat, 16th May 2009 4:58 pm
  906. i’m still waiting for $900 miracle… still wondering why i haven’t been stimulated yet?!

  907. pam phillips on Sat, 16th May 2009 6:58 pm
  908. My son owes me $700 and was going to pay me back when he got his $900..last year he sent in a tax return and earnt$7884.00..he was doing a traineeship and studies at Tafe..we just rang the Tax office hotline and checked out the internet news on late payments..I just found out if you earnt less than $11,500 YOU WON’T GET ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO IT IS ALL ******** !!!!

  909. wazza on Sat, 16th May 2009 8:37 pm
  910. WELL PEOPLE LABOR OR LIBERAL IT DOESNT MATTER
    ( maybe its time for a complete change of government )

    IF YOU EARNED A LITTLE BIT MONEY AND PAID TAX
    AND YOU RECEIVED IT BACK AS A TAX REFUND THEN
    YOU WONT GET ANY of THE $900 DOLLAR STIMULUS
    PROMISED TO ALL AUSTRALIANS WHO PAID TAX.

    THANKS FOR THE POLITICAL SPIN MR RUDD..

    READ BETWEEN THE LINES AUSTRALIA !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ( midnight oil )
    THE RICH GET RICHER THE POOR GET THE PICTURE !

  911. wazza on Sat, 16th May 2009 10:03 pm
  912. PS 8.7 million Australian workers earning $100,000 or less are eligible to receive $900 the rest get shafted

  913. kirsty on Sun, 17th May 2009 3:20 pm
  914. Well i didnt recieve it so rang them on the 16th, as i moved house in March i changed my address with them before i moved but it still got sent to the old address, so they have changed it and said they will put it into my bank account in 14 days- if anyone else has done this has it taken the 14 days or less?

  915. pam phillips on Sun, 17th May 2009 8:14 pm
  916. hey wazza..look if you didn’t earn more than $11500…..and lodged a tax return,paid tax and got a refund….you will get nothing!!!!as I found out yesrerdaY!!

  917. wazza on Sun, 17th May 2009 9:28 pm
  918. Hey Pam you are so right , it is the refund that sets your tax back to zero !

    And they said anti discrimination and social inclusion is the labor party’s policy
    well we saw how that works with the stimulus package….excluded and discriminated ..

    while we are on the smoke screen subject its funny how the politicians also unfroze their wage freeze recently ,Rudd said their would be no increase in salaries for politicians when he was elected he kept his promise ( for just over a year )

    Rule #101 in politics never keep a party in power for more than 1 term…lol

  919. paulie on Mon, 18th May 2009 10:13 am
  920. ******** is all i can say becasue i dont get any cash from the goverment dole or stimulas and yes i did work and paid tax then was fired was not aloud the dole because my partner earn,t to much so missed out on that payment and now im not aloud the $900 either oh and my partner cant get it either because she she recived all her tax back she paid, SO THX LABOUR GO F£&% YOURSELVES but hey i now have a new job but i still can,t pay the f,n bills

  921. Anonymous on Mon, 18th May 2009 10:27 am
  922. F**k you krudd!
    Im not eligable :(

  923. Anonymous on Mon, 18th May 2009 10:28 am
  924. ******** ******** ********!!!

  925. Anonymous on Mon, 18th May 2009 11:55 am
  926. So i just found out im not eligable beacuse i didint earn over 11.500 which i think is ******* ********! Stuff you Krudd :( I hope you read this! hahahaha

  927. hela on Mon, 18th May 2009 7:57 pm
  928. i hated u rudd u give all the peoples that earn heaps of money the package and dont give to the people who earn under!!!!what a joke u are……it should be the other way around!!!!!!

  929. Mystery Person on Mon, 18th May 2009 9:08 pm
  930. Oh admin I had my baby on Thursday the 14th :D …same day i was stimulated…ahhhhh :D

  931. Anonymous on Tue, 19th May 2009 1:20 pm
  932. Totally agree hela :)

    Stuff you ruddy

  933. goofy on Tue, 19th May 2009 3:48 pm
  934. Mystery Person , congrats!!!;-)

  935. Stephen on Thu, 21st May 2009 9:01 pm
  936. Wow. You are a M.O.R.O.N. and a D.I.C.K.H.E.A.D.

    Thanks admin.. a great site and able to be enjoyed in the spirit in which you made it……and as an added bonus should us just how many idiotic feral bogans there are out in suburbia…..scary.

    Cheers and thanks…..for the record..I didn’t get stimulated but my wife did!

  937. kevin on Thu, 21st May 2009 11:11 pm
  938. u know what mr rudd is he is the stupiest f….. up thing walking on this planet.

  939. jess!! on Fri, 22nd May 2009 1:11 am
  940. $900 paid today!! about time!! woot!! postcode : 2137

  941. Shamon on Fri, 29th May 2009 10:53 am
  942. It’s like it didn’t happen now isn’t it folks. No one will probably even read this.
    I suppose we are close cousins to the Brits. It sure shows on this forum. Perhaps the phrase should be recoined to whingeing Aussies. Take a look a yourselves.
    Stimulated and signing out.

  943. Geoff on Mon, 1st Jun 2009 10:37 pm
  944. Sigh…is it all over? If so, I was not stimulated.

  945. Mystery Person on Tue, 2nd Jun 2009 3:22 pm
  946. Thanks Goofy :D

  947. Pissed off on Mon, 20th Jul 2009 1:35 pm
  948. @ Shamon.

    **** you wanker, go shove your $900 up your *** you pompous candy. Easy for you to call the people that missed out whingers.

  949. Shamon on Tue, 21st Jul 2009 4:35 pm
  950. Hey Pissed off.
    Well I’m out of retirement just to laugh at you and rub it in. I can’t even remember what I spent my 900 on. Perhaps if you worked a little bit harder and paid more tax you might have been afforded your own money back. (Yes and study at the same time…welcome to life).

  951. Shamon on Tue, 21st Jul 2009 5:16 pm
  952. P.S Pissed off…do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

  953. wellwell on Tue, 21st Jul 2009 9:02 pm
  954. What is interesting to note is that all the lowly intellect types, with little education- the ones that scream and swear about how terrible krudd is etc etc- all this over $900. That’s why he is the Prime Minister and they are not- because they have difficulty stringing together an intelligent conversation- low down the food chain types

  955. Pissed off on Sun, 2nd Aug 2009 6:35 pm
  956. @ Shamon;

    No, but I kiss your wife with it.

  957. Pissed off on Sun, 2nd Aug 2009 6:36 pm
  958. @ Wellwell,

    douche bag, if you are on the doll that qualifies you for a payout, if you are middle class and earn slightly over you don’t get anything. If you are getting Aus Study, you get a handout, on top of the handouts you already get.

    So you are an idiot.

  959. wellwell on Sun, 2nd Aug 2009 6:46 pm
  960. To:Pissed off

    You just reiterated my point. Those eligible ARE on the dole. Those on the dole, that scream and swear because swearwords are the way they communicate their lifes frustrations.

    pissed off, which one do you collect, the dole or the austudy or BOTH?

    Its the ones that have difficulty stringing together a sentence, without calling people morons, or douchebags or idiots that have congregated here, screaming blue murder for what they are “owed”. How the heck do these people survive!

  961. Zag on Mon, 3rd Aug 2009 12:01 am
  962. If you didn’t get the 900 before the 1at of july then you missed out because you left it too late.

    Also you can’t get it if your on the dole as you didn’t earn any money to get any tax money back, you had to of gotten $1 back on the tax return from last year to get it also.

    The Austudy thing was a bit different as you got $900 then $950 of going to uni or what ever.

    The biggest ripoff is the Green taking off with $50 from the $950 for bloody trees, and then have everyone pay that back bit of BS that.

  963. Shamon on Mon, 3rd Aug 2009 7:51 am
  964. pissed off
    I’ve never known anyone to be on the “doll”, perhaps your referring the the dole? I must say it amuses me that you managed to spell douche correctly – food for thought.
    Moreover, my husband would be interested to learn of this phantom wife you speak of.

  965. wellwell on Mon, 3rd Aug 2009 8:19 am
  966. That’s because pissed off would like to be on the ‘doll’ but because he’s on the ‘dole’ the doll’s have no interest in him.

  967. Shamon on Mon, 3rd Aug 2009 11:30 am
  968. Laughing out loud wellwell!

  969. Dan on Sun, 20th Dec 2009 8:49 pm
  970. Thanks to the stimulus package, I still have a job. My sincere thanks to Kevin.

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