Thank you Sir Alex!
The greatest manager that has ever lived.
St Mirren:
Scottish First Division – 1977
Aberdeen:
Scottish Premier League – 1980, 1984, 1985
Scottish Cup – 1982, 1983, 1984, 1986
Scottish League Cup – 1986
European Cup Winner’s Cup – 1983
European Super Cup – 1983
Manchester United:
Premier League – 1993, 1994, 1996, 1997, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2003, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2013
FA Cup – 1990, 1994, 1996, 1999, 2004
League Cup – 1992, 2006, 2009, 2010
UEFA Champions League – 1999, 2008
European Cup Winner’s Cup – 1991
UEFA Super Cup – 1991
Intercontinental Cup – 1999
FIFA Club World Cup – 2008
World’s greatest accomplishment
People are always asking me,
“Hey you’ve got an incredibly successful website that is the envy of webmasters all over the globe, do you see that as the world’s greatest accomplishment?”
I mean, you would think that this website is the pinnacle of human achievement, but I believe it’s simpler than that.
Kettle over a pub. That’s what it’s all about. If the world as we know it was to end tomorrow…no tv, internet, political ideologies, cheese, then this would be the only thing that remained.
Gareth Keenan IS the Game of Thrones
Having not read the entire book series of Game Of Thrones, I hope that Gareth Keenan (aka Mackenzie Crook) becomes King of the Seven Kingdoms. So far we’ve had Fnchy and Gareth, maybe Dawn will show up as a White Walker sometime soon?? I hope so.
Best Olympics Moustache goes to Enrique Sepulveda!
He finished fourth in the Men’s Floor Exercise, but he took out the Gold Medal in the hearts of many all around the world.
Including mine.
Enrique Sepulveda Gold Medal Moustache
Hello, yes this is dog animated gif!! It’s finally here!
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I have been waiting a long time for this gif! Now finally I can enjoy Hello, yes this is dog in all its animated glory! All hail dog!
Abed smiling.
When I was searching for a picture of Abed smiling so that I might sticky tape it to the back of an unused door, I was disappointed to find that there was not 10 Google Image pages of it. Here is my attempt to rectify the situation, by adding my own Abed smile.
Hello, yes this is dog. Original (in a way)
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I spent most of last year laughing at this photo and then I thought…”How funny would it be if he was saying other things!!!!”. Then I realised that I couldn’t find an original picture.
- Was this photo always like this?
- Had it been hidden for fears of mass hysteria?
- Is this an actual transcript of the first dog talking?
So I decided to edit the original to write funny things on it. But alas I discovered that it would be impossible to make it better, so I stopped. It won’t stop you though…
Here it is, a blank hello, yes this is dog!
Panties From Heaven!
Just a special thank you to all my loyal readers! Merry Christmas and Panties from Heaven!! Click to see the full-size image!
Just to clear this up, it’s not ‘Panties From Heaven’.
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When watching Christmas films, as much as you want it to be…the song is never Panties From Heaven. It was much to my disappointment to be informed that it is called ‘Pennies From Heaven’. Also there are ZERO parody remakes!? Come on Internets, you have sorely let me down today.
Here’s the video…maybe you can just hear panties in your head. Yeah that’s right, you can HEAR panties now! What a glorious day!!!
Who will suffer most from the Australian carbon tax?
Julia Gillard and the Australian government claim to have thought about EVERYONE when devising the Australian Carbon, but have they? No they have not!
For example take Rod, also known as inanimate carbon Rod to his friends, will he be compensated?! Will he have money returned back to him by the government? He is being taxed for being himself, being inherently Australian!
Not only will he be taxed financially, he will be taxed emotionally as well. What is the Australian Government going to do when there are pickets outside his house with people complaining about how he’s caused their grocery bills to skyrocket!?
I remember a time when people would applaud the shameless actions of inanimate carbon Rods all over the world!
Shame on you for not thinking about Rod.
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
