Friday afternoon boredom!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, But not Phil Collins good
Thanksgiving…apparently.
Well it’s been a long week and I have found myself longing for more completely pointless websites to add to my terrible collection! So I present to you my latest efforts….But Not Phil Collins Good! Last week we decided that Phil Collins was the best thing ever and quite frankly everything pales in comparison to him. So as a result, I thought it fit to create a site dedicated to comparing things to Phil Collins. A foolish idea…probably, but an idea nonetheless!! If you get bored and think there is something that is better than Phil Collins, let me know.
Another thing, which I did not create is googlegooglegooglegoogle.com. 4 googles at once, or something…
Also, check out this amazing scene from Hard Ticket to Hawaii!!
Not the world’s biggest fan of soccer but…
You can’t go using your hands!!! One thing I do know about soccer is that it’s called football in most of the world, for the simple fact that you gotta use your foot!! C’mon France, it’s not that hard!
So I present Thierry Henry and “The Hand Of Frog”
The Hand of Frog
The Hand of Frog Part 2...Now with more lolz
How many rofls could a roflcopter cop if a roflcopter could cop rofls?
So this has become my place to post crap when I am bored. The stimulus package has done it’s stimulating and there is zero stimulation left. I have well and truly spent my money, and well am looking for my next way to earn free cash!!! If anyone has any ideas!?! Let me know.
I should probably be doing work today but have been obsessed with Mystery Google. You type in a search, and you get the results for the last person’s search. I decided (amongst many hilarious things such as ‘Is it weird that I feel like a woman, but only in my arms and legs?’) to type in how many rofls could a roflcopter cop if a roflcopter could cop rofls? Then I thought to myself…that IS genius. So I thought I would share it with the world!
Also, I really wish I had thought of this new-ish website- Imaginary word of the day! It is absofruitely amazing and had me laughing HARD. Esp after a long day and 5 cans of dr pepper.
I guess I may make this site all about stimulation, but not of the monetary kind, just internetz stimulation. So if anyone has an awesome site they want to share with the world OR an idea for an awesome site let me know (I will make it for you). Remember, before you realise the dream, you have to dream the dream.
How many rofls could a roflcopter cop if a roflcopter could cop rofls?
Movember Blog!
So I have been told that I need to add this because my mate is doing Movember. This site still has some crazy magical SEO properties and well he wants me to put them to good use or something. He is trying to get plenty o sponsors and really raise awareness for prostate cancer and depression in men. Good on him I say! So here is the Best Movember blog ever..apparently. Check it out! Movember FTW!!
Kanye and the Isnack 2.0
I guess it’s been an age since I actually posted anything and I want to see if I can get this image to be number for Kanye and Isnack 2.0. Here’s hoping!!
Also Vegemite ISnack 2.0 is the worst name ever. And I should also start a new blog sometime.
kanye Isnack
What did you spend your Stimulus on??
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, Global financial crisis, Stimulus Season, what i spent my $900 stimulus package on
Seeing as everyone has their money… I thought it be great idea if people let me know/send me a picture of what they blew their money on. I bought a digital camera. I know I know, after all the talk of stimulus and mentos and flux capacitors…I buy a lame camera. Even thinking about it now make me sick to the stomach, or it could possibly be the endless supply of chocolate covered potato chips I bought with the remaining $653. So I give you what I purchased…a canon ixus 80 and the most ridiculous photos I could find of them. Also, real people from documentaries/newspapers have emailed me asking about interesting things people spent their money, so if you have one….or have made pho7o5h0p skillz, do the right thing.
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- That’s me on the end. For Realz.
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- Noir?
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- Why I had to buy a new camera. Seriously it’s a brick, sometimes I forget, and try to put film in it.
Stimulus Suggestion: Swine Flu Perephenalia!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Shirtweek- the best blog in australia references!, Stimulus Package Suggestion
Everyone is thinking it, so why not do something about it! If you are afraid of the swine flu, maybe you could purchase some awesome novelty surgical masks! But if you aren’t afraid of it and really want to throw caution to the wind, you could buy an amazing Shirt Week T-shirt! Sure you will probably cop alot of backlash from heaps of people, but surely it’s worth it?
You- “Yeah you probably are write Guy who writes Blow My 900″
Me- “Yes, yes I am.”
Got swine flu? Somebody call the hambulance!
Stimulus Suggestion: Novelty mops!!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Stimulation Contract, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season
Well we all remember those awesome Baby Mops that flooded the internetz not that long ago….now I have something that is probably slightly more legitimate! Walk ‘n’ Clean Mop Slippers easily mop your floors as you walk!! Yeah!!! 2 birds one stone much?? I think this is THE defintion. Combining a necessary life function whilst doing a menial chore! It would be like if they could combine urinating with folding the washing. Sure that’s not the best example, but you get the drift…right? Only $24.95 Australian +P/H!!
Stimulus News: Today is the Day!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Global financial crisis, Shirtweek- the best blog in australia references!, Stimulus Package News
So today is the last scheduled day for receiving the $900. I’m not sure whether that means this is the last day they are sending them, or this is the last day people receive…either way, if you haven’t got your money, and you entitled to it…get your dialling finger ready!!
1300 686 636!!!!!!!!!!
Here is some listening music for while you are on hold…
Stimulus Suggestion: Go on a Somali Cruise
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, Economic Stimulus Payment, Global financial crisis, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, Shirtweek- the best blog in australia references!, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season, Uncategorized, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I have just been passed this amazing suggestion by my lame co-worker! He has found a site that are selling Somali cruises that “sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates”. I mean everyone is looking for a bit of adventure aren’t they?
They even, “guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included)“. Anyways it made me chuckle on this fine Friday afternoon. I hope that if you haven’t got your money yet that it comes in the next day!!1!!
Somalian Pirate Flag
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
